Vintage ads

Yes there are no links in any of my posts. I was playing along with a non-existiant whoosh. I am having the same problem as Dijon Warlock, except that I thought there were no links to see. Sorry for any increase in confussion I may have caused.

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Some of my favorites from the Ad*Access site: (Click to zoom)

*Who needs water to take a bath?

This soap will give you “The enticement of skin more precious than personality or cleverness” (Italics original). Palmolive

Ivory Soap will keep you from beating your kids. (Anyone else get a vaguely creepy vibe from this one?)
Bend down, Sister. . . it’s good for the complexion.

Life Bouy will help you break into high society by de-stinking your husband. And Lifebouy is the reason why Americans win the Olympics. And it’ll help you pay off that new baby. What a soap! Did you know that you’re supposed to use soap when you shower? I sure didn’t!

For God’s sake, man, don’t wet your hair every day! You’ll go bald! Instead, dab Wildroot through it once or twice a week

Watch out for INFECTIOUS DANDRUFF!!

God, I hate updating my browser (the last Opera update lost my favorite skin and moved a bunch of stuff and made all the buttons smaller). I’m running 8.54, build 7730 for WinXP. It doesn’t seem to be blocking anyone else’s links, which is what freaked me about the Links O’ Twicks.

Lissa’s “Ivory Soap” link is priceless, btw.