:::: steps up ::::
I will take that challange, as I was at the Dopefest where pudding wrestling occured. I have seen your moves and wager that I could be the winner in a pool filled with liquid chocolate.
Or maybe I will challange SixSwordS. Haven’t seen him in here in awhile.
Hey there SanguineSpider, welcome to the party. Shrug off all your worries and have a good time with us.
Entering front door with a light knock, wearing an Armani suit and an expensive overcoat carrying a large maroon velvet bag. Someone has given him a Two Hundred dollar hair cut and he is wearing diamond cuff links and Italian shoes.
I’m back! Presents for everyone!
Did I hear someone challenge me to a wrasslin’ match in the choco-pool. I seem to be a bit overdressed
:::: Jumps up to help SixSwordS become un-over dressed for the adventures about to beging ::::
Whadja get me???
Sheesh, that would be adventures about to begin*
Thanks for the help misstee. careful with the cufflinks please, they were a gift from the Grand High Conical Eminence from the Geonescence of Cartesia.
Let me check my Bag for your present…
oh, I love presents.
Wait til you see what you’re getting from me.
misstee, Santa brought you a designer shoulder sling with a little leather a little lace and an auto scratcher for those hard to reach places.
I think I can see you you have for me, but I shouldn’t be presumptious. What’ya get for me.
runs back into the room, still giggling like a drunken fool with mistletoe strewn all over her and waves to SiXSwordS before racing off again with Horseflesh in pursuit
Man that SanguineSpider has the sexiest giggle i have ever heard!
Hello, hello, my friends. (Kisses several people on both cheeks.)
Don’t worry, I brought lots of presents!
Hello Bella, while I am awaiting the choco-pool challenge may I interest you in some champagne. The cheek kissing thing is so European, really brings some class to this debacle. Maybe you’d like to check out the costume closet for a cool costume?
:sets up the camera for pictures:
We need to immortalize these events.
races through the living room, Santa hat flapping carelessly in the wind
The wench will tire soon, I promise you that! SanguineSpider, I hope you like chocolate, you’re about to take a bath in it.
SiXSwords, I hereby challenge you and misstee to an Inter-Gender Tag Team Championship match, winner licks all. I’d lose the suit, but watchya got for me in the bag? I could use a lasso right about now.
Lays BellaDellaItalia back in a pose for the camera and draws her breath out of her
Whew! After I catch my breath I’ll be back in pursuit of the maddening spiderwoman. Avast, ye Crimson Arachnid!
:takes pictures of everyone then prepares the video camera to film the wrestling match:
Horesflesh I’m pretty sure misstee has either assisted me out of my duds or can finish the job so quickly as to make your head spin so I’m ready to go.
First, what’s in the bag for ol’ St. Dick… I mean Nick.
Rummages through bag
Ah, just what you asked for. A damsel wranglin’ lasso made of silk so as not to damage any sensitive skin. Good luck with that slippery Sanguine.
Good louck with the pictures Elaella I’ve worked on the mirror issue, but I haven’t yet managed the photography angle. In fact, on certain occaisions, video camera have been known to absorb my soul and cause me to ne thrown into alternate dimensions…
Begins to fade until he is nearly transparent… Suddenly his body warps and flys into the lens of the video camera
Oh, POOP! Always when it’s getting interesting
“Tee hee, tee hee! You’ll never catch meeeee!”
*trips up her myriad legs, inane giggling cutting off abruptly “Tee h-OW!” *
Ok… must learn NOT to drink too much BEFORE arriving at the party. People, I am made hot from my merry jaunt about the house… lead me on to the dual pools of sticky wrestling “death” matches.
HO HO HO, look what I have found for SixSwordS in Santa’s bag.
Some candles, whip cream, a “how to” video of sorts and a toy labled for “adult use only”.
Boy, some people get all the good gifts.
You got Horseflesh a lasso?
I got SanguineSpider a lasso.
This could get bad fast.
Wouldya look at that SixSwordS, while they are busy tying each other up, we can get out a can of whoop- ass and win.