:shakes the camera, trying to get SixSwordS out:
At least all you do is get sent to alternate universes. I usually break the cameras.
takes SanguineSpider by the hand all gentleman-like and strikes a pre-victory pose for Elaella’s all-seeing camera
gesturing towards the pool Shall we, my dear? Best to get chocolated up now before the real work begins. Better lose whatever clothing you don’t want to get ruined. I’m keeping my Santa hat but the Christmas Grinch socks are going.
suddenly takes Sanguine down by the shoulders and lathers her up in a flurry of chocolatey goodness. Whips off Santa hat and declares loudly in a menacing voice…
I HAVE THE POWER OF CHOCOLATE! (chocolate! chocolate!) Whoa, cool echo. Ahem. What foolish mortals dare to enter the ring with the deadly duo of SanguineSpider, Warrior Queen, and I, Horseflesh, the Prince of Hershey, the King of Kisses? Speak knaves, or bow down before our glory.
What about you, good sir? points at SiXSwordS Do you and your comely redheaded wench wish to prove your worthiness in the Ring of Death By Chocolate? Step forward, lackeys, and receive your spankings.
dons Santa hat and steadies self on kiddie pool rim
Bartender, have we run out of Butter Nipples? I require refreshment!
Oooh!! Chocolate mud wrestling! 
Wow, I was invited to this shindig by Elaella, but now I’m a little frightened…
Well, I suppose there’s only one thing for it!
*strips to the waste and smears chest in chocolate"
BRING IT ON!
puts Horseflesh in headlock, while attempting to fend off SanguineSpider with other arm
Nice to meet you, now quit hitting me with SixSwordS adult toy!
Am I too late for the Chocolate wrestling tournament?
Here I come
LOOK OUT Abdominal
SPLAT
Damn it! My genii costume is covered in chocolate now!
Goes into costume cupboard, comes back in Ursula Andress-style bikini.
Is there room in the chocolate paddling pool for me?
come on in Jennyroisity
by the way presents for everyone in my bag.
takes flying dive into pool slides out of other side
SexSwordS, looks like we got another one on our side.
Welcome to the party, BigDaiv and Abdominal Snowman. Help yourselves to some drinks, and by all means feel free to get nekkie.
GET NAKED LAST ONE GETS NO PRESENTS
leaps on Horseflesh pinning him to bottom of kiddy-pool
:: looks around ::
I am getting more presents.
IT HAS BEGUN! cue Mortal Kombat music
splats BigDaiv full in the face with a handful of chocolate, causing him to release his grip to clear his eyes, then twists out of Abdominal Snowman’s headlock with the help of the slippery dark liquid
Hmmm, ice cream with chocoalte syrup. My favorite! You shouldn’t have, really.
sweeps Abdominal’s legs, then puts him in a figure four leglock while simultaneously putting BigDaiv in a reverse full nelson and delivering a Stone Cold Stunner
Hah, 3 years of watching the WWF is finally paying off! Come on in Sanguine and give this big galoot a spanking. Smother him if you have too.
spies Jennyrosity, grabs her ankle and gives a yank
In chocolate wrestling, all bikinis are the same. And by that I mean missing… unties Jenny’s top with a practiced move
No fair, I was having fun pretending to be a Bond girl!
Oh sod it!
Smothers Horseflesh in chocolate and kisses.
shaking his head as he regains consciousness to see Horseflesh and Jennyrosity “wrestling”
OI OI you two break it up
CHOCO-SLIDING RUGBY TACKLE OF DOOM
the entire group slide at a ridiculous speed and out of the pool landing squarely on the rest of the party
suddenly a voice from the bottom of the pile shouts “Foods done” and the entire party run into the dining room
Ho, ho, ho! A worthy opponent.
takes the punishment from Jennyrosity, then returns the same twofold
This is more fun than a pool full of chocolate Dopers! Jenny, I’m afraid you’re not completely covered in chocolate. May I? Or do I have to put you in a Brazilian jujitsu submission hold?
wakes up from the incredible pain of having Horseflesh’s legs wrapped around him
Bugger all, I can’t take that! I WON’T take that!
grabs tin foil covered Festivus pole and proceeds to wreak major havoc on Horseflesh’s head and nether regions
Ah HA! Take that! And that!
Grabs BigDaiv and puts him in the Phantasmal Flying Choco-rific Butt Kicking of Terror Hold
Now THAT’S a Christmas Party!
Fortunately i learnt to counter Phantasmal Flying Choco-rific Butt Kicking of Terror Hold during my long stay in kanchunia and this results in Abdominal Snowman ending up at the bottom of a huge dog-pile
Oh no! There’s been naked chocowrestling going on and I didn’t notice! I was too busy buttering my nipples (er… that’s what I was supposed to do, right? I may be a little confused. I was telling my life story to what I thought was a strangely inert partydoper when someone pointed out that he strongly resembled a coat rack).
Did someone mention food? Might be a good idea… on the other hand, chocolate is food, isn’t it?
instantly perks up at the sight of chocolate-coated people
Entering the front door is a short (4’ 7") blue and orange man wearing a SiXSwordS costume.
Me likey misstee. ipismischticate! Me wantei much likker drinkers. zizleit barghinder. Choco choco wrestle. You takest like SiXSwords picture image. Who desire kissey kisser?
puckers lips and runs towards zepheryine
BLAST!!!
storms in out of the snow
I’m late… and entirely too sober… and clothed… and un-chocolate-y… HELP!!
Aargh! Get away from me! I want big, strapping chocolate covered men, or failing that, a decent coat rack who is interested in me as a person!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!