grbs venabeast passes a beer before irish whiping him into the chocolate
that’s grabs, its the chocolate covdered fingers make it hard to type
Jumping on zephyrine
No woman, no cry! zeezee blan blan Get up, Stand up! Exodus, Exodus. You like me give you Santa presents? Have nice likker drinks. Mistletoe is to make kissey kissers.
*Drops to floor and begins kissing *zephyrines feet
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Er…
Hmmmm…
that’s quite exciting, really…
pausing momentarily
Now me understandicate preview be good friend
Mmmm-- you should I put some choco whippy creme on toes to lickette offa you go tickle tickle Umm Umm?
[dominatrix mode]
Tell you what, honey, why don’t you just stop the chit-chat and get on with the licking?
[ /dominatrix mode]
Yeah, choco whippy creme would be good.
Hi Cite?. I’m not sure you’ve quite got the hang of this party. The naked woman under the also naked chocowrestlers over there is our hostess, Misstee. You may have to remove all your clothes and don a Santa hat before greeting her, though.
grabs nearest coat rack and snags the SiXSwords doppleganger by the mouth
Don’t you know better than that? whack, whack You gotta cover them in chocolate whack or get them liquored up whack before you start kissin’ on ‘em. whack, whang, poke Now go tell the real SexWordS that he ain’t foolin’ nobody and get his non-chocolate type ass in here pronto! prod, shove
bodily lifts zephyrine, puts her over the shoulder and hauls her to the growing pile of slithering chocolate Dopers
Now while I’m slathering you up we’ll work on our strategy. You slather, slather distract Abdominal with your chocolate-enhanced fun bits while I sneak up slather, rub, plop behind him and jam this Christmas stocking over his bulbous head. Then we both jump on him and pin him down would you mind removing that please? Thanks, rub, rub and I’ll proceed with his eggnog enema. That should calm him down. There, all done, and I must say it was enjoyable for me as well. We all set?
Hey Abdominal looky here at what I got!
Mmm, Horseflesh that’s some very… um… enthusiastic slathering you’re doing there.
assisting in restraint of unsuspecting victim
Eggnog enema! Bwuahahahahahahaha!
has embarrassing choking fit due to laughing too much
Oh Bleugh! That’s DISGUSTING!
SanguineSpider’s havin’ one HELL ofa chocolately good time, hooo-yeah!
she slides over to one side of the chocolate pool, licking here and there, hair plastered to her head in chocolate layers, giggling as she laps
MMMMMMMMM MMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM!! Yumm-EEEEE! OoooHorseflesh, watch OUT!! wince That’s gotta hurt…
Errr… that should be chocolatey… too much eggnoggin’.
gives SanguineSpider a licking of her own
It seems…ah…that you’ve…ah…got experience doing this. You really know what to do in a pool full of edibles.
grabs SanguineSpider close, interlocks legs, and rolls the length and width of the pool, knocking down Dopers like bowling pins but taking care to not squeeze Abdominal too much
Dogpile on Jennyrosity! Last one on has to escort Abdominal to the bathroom and find SiXSwordS. vernabeast, we need your help over here!
Did anyone lose their Ursula bikini bottom? Never mind, it’s got no place in here.
Heh, clearly, Horseflesh’s nefarious scheming has failed. I’m far too involved with Zephyrine’s naughty nibblets to notice such a small thing as an eggnog enema. Besides, I’m relatively certain that Zephyrine was enjoying herself.
However, such behaviour can clearly not go unpunished, and so: SanguineSpider, unravel yourself from Horseflesh over there, use some of those infinitely handy legs to hold him down, and pass me a candy cane or three. Thank you.
proceeds to suck the candy canes down into sharp pointy candy weapons, and perform non-therapeutic acupuncture on Horseflesh
Oh, and the hold on to that bikini bottom… it might be mine.
:makes up a fresh batch of buttery nipples then goes back to filming the event, staying safe behind the camcorder:
Ow. Ow. OW. OUCH. Ow. Owwwwoooooo…
Why’d you stop? I mean…HEY! You got a license to do that, doc? spies a free buttered nipple flailing about and shoves it towards Abdominal Snowman Take THAT, Frosty!
Jennyrosity, you okay down there. I know it’s gotta suck being trapped under a pile of chocolatey man-Dopers, but hold tight. Soon as I get myself untangled from SanguineSpider here I’ll dig you out.
So, Sanguine, you were telling me about the porn retail biz. Bet you got some real horror stories from that, huh? No, I’ve got time…Can I get you a drink? Something with manroot perhaps?
Mmmmmph, mmmmmmppphhh, splutter, gasp…
Penelope Pitstop stylee:
HEY-YELP! HEY-YELP!!!
I’m late. ::bringing some Dutch goodies::
Cheers everyone. Merry Christmas and all that. :o):o)
Woohoo! Dutch goodies! Tell me sir, any Advocaat in there? Stroepwaffels? Double Zalt Droppies? Gouda? (kindly forgive the purely phonetic spelling)
commences wiping off chocolate from self, lest gum should feel he is being assaulted by a behemoth chocolate freak leaking eggnog from odd places, and chases down the Dutch goodness
hmmm… i just realised ive been past out in the john for the last how many hours… oh well back to the party