Any Crown and Pepsi left??
When are we playing Dirty Santa? I brought my gift…
By the way, if anyone’s wondering: yin-yang is half milk coffee, half milk tea. It’s very good stuff.
Not me… my brother would die if he had that in his CD collection, fo’ shizzle!
(then again, he’s taken to saying “shizzle my nizzle” a lot lately… so who knows if he’s REALLY being influenced by rappers)
F_X
Oh goody!
I love presents. 
SuperLorie, the drinks are in the kitchen, and as posted by ultadawn, the gift giving has began.
And boy am I excited.
Hey misstee, sorry I disappeared for so long. I went to hang my coat up and I got lost in the wardrobe. Amazingly, I found myself in a snowy forest where I met a very strange red faced man who seemed to be wearing odd goat like boots. I told him about the Christmas party and he said that Christmas would not be coming again until the Queen was deposed. I ran screaming through the woods and got lost. I ended up following a large white stag and I found myself back in the wardrobe.
I’m starting to wonder if the egg nog maybe went bad…
Sorry **Qazzz[/], I may have had a hand in derailing your movie thread. I promise if you start it again I’ll stay away.
Anyone missing a pair of socks?
Hey, Flamsterette_X, sure could use some of that yin-yang right now!
Fights off random Dopers who are trying to nibble my ears
As long as we’re giving out the presents we might as well open the champagne too.
Points bottle of Dom Perignon away from the crowd
::POP::
Who’d like a glass?
ohh! Yes please. There’s a couple of bottles of Moet here as well. 
Yo!
What’d you do to these? They’re wet! I’ll hang them on the Christmas tree to dry.
SuperLorie, I’ve got plenty of Pepsi and I think I saw some Crown Royal hiding in the mud room. I’ll be back with 2 glasses.
<nibbles a bit more of the candy cane hung tastefully from Angua’s yummy ears>
Gonna hafta replace those soon. Maybe something chocolatey?
((((( SixSwordS )))))), I really missed you.
We must make another batch of eggnog. Throw out the bad stuff.
Can you help me with the new?
Here you go Angua I also have some all-gender apropriate gifts here. Please excuse the lame wrapping job. I started on the Champagne early last night… speaking of which I forgot which presents are in which boxes… let me know which one you got.
Hey, I want one of those presents, too.
Ohh! Thank you.
Cool… Belgian chocolate. 
No, they’re not going anywhere near my ears Horseflesh. Chocolate like this is to be savoured in its pure and unadulterated form.
Anything to help the festive atmosphere misstee, will we need to go into the kitchen?
Here Angua maybe you can help with the champagne… I’m gonna be busy for awhile.
BTW Horseflesh I found them that way.
No, really.
Really?
Sure, I’ll sort out the champagne…
just don’t expect much of it left when you get back. hic
Uh huh. I ain’t takin’ any chances.
<hands SuperLorie a strong Crown & Pepsi and clinks glasses together>
Cheers! Here’s to some fat guy sneaking into your house late at night, eating all your snacks and leaving some trinkets in trade. Not even a kiss before he sneaks back out!
<sets glass down and uncorks the champagne bottle, accidentally blowing it’s load all over Angua>
FAH! Sorry bout that, Ang. I meant to drench Jennyrosity, the topless wonder. Here, I know what’s in this package.
<rips open box to reveal a full length terry cloth robe>
Compliments of the Horsehold. Why don’t you get out of those sopping wet clothes and dry them out in the bathroom? C’mon, I dare ya! I’ll guard your chocolates for you.
Aargh! I was wearing a white top as well!! :eek:
runs to bathroom with terry robe
misstee - you got a spare change of clothes I can borrow?
Hours and hours.
Btw-- I have some spare clothes for you Angua, and if you don’t trust Horseflesh with the chocolates, I will watch them for you.
I brought a cheese log. Well they told me at the store it was a log but it’s kind of bigger at one end.
Where is the egg nog, the good looking women and the mistletoe?
coming in shyly
I brought vin santo and biscotti for dunking, and christmas crackers.
Why is there a man running around only wearing a Santa hat?