Zebra, welcome to the party.
please note the mistletoe above me head
zephyrine, let me introduce you to our own nakkid santa aka Horseflesh
Hi. I’m new here. <whips a stare (like Eddie Griffin)>
I’ll Just sit over here on the couch and watch y’all a bit.
<sits in the middle of couch>
:ponders, how do these smilies work: :-/
Whee! I’m back. Thanks for the change of clothes misstee. That’s much better.
What is this eggnog of which you all speak?
What i really meant was nekkid
You’re welcome, Angua.
Welcome to the party FDISK.COM. And welcome to the boards. ::::: big ole kiss to the new guy ( girl?) :::::
How far south is the deep south of Texas? I was born in Texas, but I am afraid it was way up in northern Texas.
Bursts into room from the kitchen with a look of terror on his face and his shirt in shreds
NOOO, misstee, NOOOOOO. God never intended an egg beater to be used that way.
hides under the table shivering
help me, Santa help me
It looks like it’s been nibbled on already. No matter, it should come in handy in the blindfold game “Guess What I Am?” later on. Have a Kiss and a smile. 
Where aren’t there good looking women? Just look around, they all taste like egg nog to me. And the missteetoe is hiding in the kitchen somewhere. Yule probably find her in a pile of SiXSwordS.
Sorry about that, Angua! I don’t know what I was thinking…I don’t even have a license to uncork champagne. I was probably disoriented from all the table dancing.
<sulks with a half bottle of champagne and looks longingly at the Belgian chocolates and two half-eaten candy canes, Santa hat even more askew>
spotting misstee from under the table
If your in here, then who was that in the kitchen?
Hey, its ok. Why don’t you go back to table dancing? 
Great party, mistee , - nekkid Santas (a fine figure of a man, I couldn’t help noticing), men with their shirt in shreds… it can only get better!
still looking for Lobsang
Yeah this party rocks my nads, Misstee. Phloofie was just climbing in your tree and it was so cute! She was playing with ornaments and mrowowing like such a sweetheart dear.
I’m kinda anti-social. I need some more alkyhol.
<hands Qazzz a half bottle of champagne>
I think Lobsang might be hiding in the kitchen with an eggbeater.
<glurgs the rest of a Crown & Pepsi, steadies the room, and eyes the table again>
Hmmm, if SiXSwords doesn’t mind me rattling his hiding place, I think I remember how to do the Santa Shuffle.
NoClueBoy, spin me a tune!
crawling out from under the table with a fresh bottle of champagne
Hey Qazzz no need to anti-social, I mean if your pussy can have a good time then so can you, right.
Here have some Champagne.
Careful in the kitchen though, BTW anyone got an extra shirt?
I find mistee and give her a big kiss on the tits, I mean lips.
But I do grab her ass.
Hey, nice ass.
Ah Horseflesh beat me to the punch again. Here Santa have some punch! Dance on Brother!
And excuse my rudeness zephyrine. You’re new here, yes? Have you been introduced to the mistletoe?
[Grabs mike and fires up kareoke thingy]
*Tho the weather outside is frightful
This party’s so delightful
Find your way to the mistletoe
take it slow, let it go, make it so*
enters, sees the karaoke machine, makes a mad dash for it
I got next!
Oh, I brought a five-layer dip. No skimming off the top, please.
I am new, SiXSwordS , and I certainly would appreciate being introduced to the mistletoe. But please, let me pull your cracker first.
Conga line!!!
Its the caffiene and booze! Conga!! 
Bustles in, sheds scarf and coat, throws them on the couch next to FDISK.COM
Hi Dopers! Its my first Doper Christmas party!
Looks up at mistletoe dangling above head, then scans room for all the hot people, especially the ones wearing black, or nothing at all
I brought German cookies, the orange-spice kind with a layer of chocolate. And vodka. And Dope of course, but we’ll get to that later.
Hey, Elaella, can I get one of those buttery nipples?
Woohoo! Wow what great tunes! (Dances awkwardly in place for a second, watching conga line.)
…right! Who’s smokin’? And let me tell you, this stuff is KIND! Greener than your Christmas tree! Who’s comin’ in the backyard with me?