Damn, how did that happen?
The double post I mean, 8 minutes apart no less.
??? Who cares, hon… come sit here and let me make you feel better.
Mmmmm, boy do those hands work magic. 
Us guitarists are artists…
Did you know I like the artsy type?
You don’t even KNOW how you’ll like the artsy type… 
Are you flirting with me, if6was9?
Ya think?
< flirts back, shamelessly >
:::: looks around, sees Horseflesh struggling under the water, jumps in to save him ::::
Horseflesh did you know if you would have just stood up you wouldn’t have had to been rescued?
re-surfaces and takes of his nose snorkel®
[announcer voice] and Speaking of nose snorkels … you can order Your Very Own nose snorkel over in the OMFG(long) thread. So handy for friendly 7-20 day long nekkid hot tub parties!How much would YOU expect to pay … but wait … if you order now you’ll receive with your order a genuine spork lifted personally for you from a local Taco Bell!!![/voice]
Dang! Looks like I missed all the flirting, while I was under water testing out my goggles and snorkel … and my idea for using a zip lock baggie to make my digital camera into an underwater … euuuwwwwwww!!! The dang’d baggie Leaked!!! I shoulda used a condom, I shoulda been practicing safe camera-ing!
DRIVE-BY ICE DUMP!!!
[sturmhauke uses the distraction to steal a dragon roll]
Thanks sturmhauke, now I have a pair of T.H.O.'s.
Better watch out, someone may lose an eye.
< Flirts with Whyatt>
Who the hell is that whyatt guy?
I meant to flirt with Wyatt!
** Wyatt** brings up a good point. Y’all aren’t practicing responsible hot-tubbing in a tub this large. There should be a lifeguard present!
Having all of the necessary training and equipment (lifeguard chair, whistle, rescue tube, binoculars, rubber duck, and floating drink holder), I humbly volunteer.
*<drags chair into corner of tub> *
I’ll just set up over here and wait for the ladies to come admire the hero protecting them from all sorts of evil. 
Or just want to play with my rubber ducky…
Eliphalet
Ummm, Eliphalet
The rubberduck is kind of cute, but can I play with your whistle, please?
<splutter!>
What’d you do that for? I wasn’t “struggling”, I was, um, “shivering with delight”. It’s a smorgasboard down there! It’s like naked Doper soup!
I’m going back in. If I don’t resurface in 3 hours, call the President.
Eliphalet, that’s cool that you’d do that for us. As long as you don’t have that silver shit on your nose. 
peeks through the shrubbery
Oh, what nice shrubbery… oops!
almost spotted, she ducks down quietly amidst the leafy foliage
shhhhh…