Spots SanguineSpider
Hey, come play!
I’m I the only person who is thinking of the movie Eating Raoul?
(looks around for a space heater)
I’m back!
Removes tie and sloughs gently into the tub, endeavoring not to drown anyone in the onrush of displaced water.
I have returned from my vacation, and had forgotten how punishing 10 hour long drives can be on one’s back. If there are any comely wenches available to work on my aching muscles (and any other spot they might fancy), I’ll be soaking right over here.
After all, as the Spaniards say, how beautiful it is to do nothing all day and then rest afterward.
Once again, my compliments to our fetching hostess Misstee. I have sung paeans far and wide to thy glorious name, and many of the male attendees amongst the reunion crowd dashed off to the nearest cybercafe to join this board and partake of thy red-headed (swoon) loveliness. Really. As if they were worthy. The peasants.
And now, if someone is willing to wield the accordian, I’ll treat you all to some Moxy Fruvous. You’ll have to be patient, though. I’m kind of new at singing four-part harmonies on my own.
Looks around and notices that the water level has now raised to everyone’s necks. Mourning the disappearance of so many perfect breasts from view, begins bailing water with his lute
What’s a THO?
It can stand for a number of things:
Totally Hot Ostrich
That Hellish Odor
Then Hilarity Occurs
But in the case of your drive-by ice-capades, I think it means Titty Hard On.
That would be plural, right? Titty Hard Ons. 
:eek:
See, misstee? Ya put sturmhauke’s eye out with those things! 
The plural of titty hard on is not titty hard ons but titties hard on, like attorneys general or surgeons general.
She certa_nly d_d. _ don’t have any _'s left, wh_ch makes _t d_ff_cult to type properly. _t’s one of the most common letters _n Engl_sh you know. G_mm_e back my _ damm_t! R_ght now!
Should she have put both eyes out?
Or is there something about misstee I don’t know?
I guess that would be a matter of width, sturmhauke’s eyes vs. misstee’s… T.H.O.s. Since the distance between eyes doesn’t vary much, I guess it depends on… misstee, we’re gonna need a picture of those things! 
You guys are so cool! 
Sometimes I feel really sad that I can’t be as cool and witty as you guys. I try to make funnies about my imaginary kitty, Floofy, but it doesn’t really come off right. I think it’s superneat that intelligent adults can still have a sense of humor and imagination.
You guys asked for it:
(o)(o)
Asked for what? A nutsack with acne problems? 
Qazzz, the secret s read_ng a lot. And _ mean []everyth_ng[/]. Toaster manuals, those cards you get on the bus that say, " am deaf, please g_ve me 67,000 pounds sterl_ng," the secret papers of the Homosexual Agenda Agency, _nc, everything.
Geez, _ was just try_ng to steal some sush_, and _ get assaulted w_th WM_D.
Ok, I think I’ve done my turn on the grill. Back into the tub for me. Refills for anyone before I come back in?
Mistee you throw a great party.
sturmhauke, what’s a WMID?
misstee, you’re so modest. Didn’t you mean this…
(o)(o)
You could be right if6was9. But IMO, sturmhauke’s eyes are still pretty close together.
Weapons of Mass “I” Destruction?