Strolls up to Hot Tub
Hi, I’m new but you can call me TIM, cos new is a stupid name. Say that’s one huge Not Tub you’ve got there, mind if I join in?
Is there room for one more? Cool, man.
Mind slipping me a drink? After all, you didn’t know i wasn’t 21. 
It’s allright we’ll just lie and say we are in Russia, there the drinking age is somethign stupid like 12(mind you this is only for beer, spirits and the like are higher).
Welcome to the party The_Immortal_Mango and ** Ilsa_Lund**.
Wooo hooo on the new location for the new game of tic-tac-toe.
if6was9, I have a ticklish spot right by my belly button. if you touch it just right I will laugh.
You mean right here, Misstee? scritch scritch scritch
I know another ticklish spot… somewhere below your belly button.
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4O6
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I don’t care whether I win or lose, I just saw a sopt that needed some honey.
Sorry,Horseflesh I think some one licked off one of your moves…
Man, those hedges really need trimming; maybe I’d be better off losing this game.
S’okay, I remember where I was:
X2O
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Looks like you’d better get the hedge shears sharpened up, buddy. LMAO, you have no idea how funny this is. Sorry I can’t spoil the joke for you.
Sloe Gin Fizz for Ilsa_Lund and a Manly Mango Suicide for The_Immortal_Mango. Welcome to the hot tub! Clothes/bathing suits are no longer optional; they must be removed prior to entrance. Care for a game of lick-tac-toe?
Oh, please say yes! The more lick-tac-toers there are, the more fun for me!
I also refuse to tell about the gardener.
I thought it was basic double entendre, but now you’ve made me nervous. What have I gotten myself into? Have I’ve been enticed with liquor and nudity and the base hedonism of casual sexual dallience into some morally questionable activity or worse…! Am I being lured to my own disadvantage?
Man! Am I getting buzzed! Any Absolut left?
Heh heh - I refuse to tell about the gardener as well!
X2O
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Closes eyes… awaits a painful shock… experiences stress related shrinkage
NO, not stress related shrinkage.
There is only one way to fix that.
Naw, it ain’t that bad. Believe me, you want to be the gardener in this thread. Here’s a bottle with a couple of inches of Absolut left to keep you steady. If you head on down on Nov 15, you just might find out the story of the gardener and his wicked ways.
My move:
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Well played, SiXSwords. Here is your rake and clippers. You won’t be needing them, as I just saw someone enter the house over yonder.
Now I just need to clean up this game, and we’ll allow the mighty misstee to choose the next location.
<starts tongue kata>
:: they don’t call me a master of Tongue Fu for nuthin’, ya know ::
I’ll check out the !5th in a second. As for the gardeneing I brought just the thing.
Jumps out of tub and grabs a towel for decency. Runs from area. A car trunk (isn’t it bonnet for the Brits, or something?) is heard to open and close. Runs back.
Good thing I brought my weed whacker!
*Pulls starter cord. sounds of engine starting. whir-whiiirr Put-put-put-ptut
Okay, where should I start?
Nice try, but to us Brits a trunk is a trunk. the bonnet is the fron of the car. You find it just above the engine.
Checks watch
Ah my home brew should be about ready.
Jumps out the bath, not bothering with a towel, I’m a mango after all.
Fetches home distilled Vodka
Bottoms up!
Bottoms up???
Sounds like The_Immortal_Mango just found the location of the next game of lick tac toe.
Another Cosmo! I know when I’ve had enough!
I am not peeing in the pool!
I’m sorry! I love you Guys! :::sobs:::
So you’re not into water sports?
Well we might just have enough room for a game of water polo.