Scranton, Eh?
Cuts off the whacker
I forgot my safety glasses anyway.
removes the towel and re enters the tub
Maybe cuts off wasn’t the right turn of phrase there… How about just turns off?
Enters wearing Connan O’brien old fashion swim suit.
“Milk please”
well there go my chances in this partially naked hot tub party.
No, I like milk drinkers, incredibly strong bones are a turn on!
Welcome in That Insufferable Jerk….
SixSwordS said cuts off the wacker, he he he
Well I do have a… er… strong bones…
I like the way you think – you will fit in nicely to this thread. 
And not just this thread I feel.
hey, there space in that big 'ol tub for me, freshly back from the land of ‘where the hell did all my files go? why won’t this thing boot up, dammit!’?
drops keg of fosters next to tub
Picks up keg of fosters and drinks it
BURP
I needed that. No whosh up for a shpot of shwimming.
damn you!!! 
puts the fosters IV in his arm and gets in the tub
Ok, I got my new can of whipped cream open. And, here’s some more honey. Let me get a refill and I’ll make the next move in lick-tac-toe. Ready misstee?
**Wakes up from nap induced by hot water, good meal, and…umm…highly skillful footwork.
Now, then, where were we? Hmm…can’t remember. Oh, well, I’ll just start fresh then.
**Tips imaginary hat to all present, particularly the ladies.
Good evening all, I am once again ready to help out with the entertainment. Anyone know the chorus parts for Rigoletto? I have a waterproof score around here somewhere…
Okay, ready maestro?
Scorrendo uniti remota via,
brev’ora dopo caduto il dì…
No, no, no! Watch the conductor’s baton, not mine! Typical tenors. Just so I don’t distract you any further, I’ll sit down.
SiX, the new game (IIRC) will be played on the same side, only lower. You’ll have to be creative with the whipped cream as the playing surface is a bit more, ah, convex than the last one. You make your moves in honey, I’ll make mine in chocolate syrup. Ready when you are.
Kizarvexius, is that a baton in your hand, or are you just happy to be here? La la la la laaaaa…
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4X6
789
And you’re right Horseflesh this new playing surface is pleasantly convex. And smooth as well.
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4X6
O89
Same stakes as last time, SixSwordS? You finished with that whacker, or did you cut it off? 
<serves up another round of drinks for those that are still concious>
Kizarvexius, I’m sorry but that “baton” is just too distracting. Would you mind pointing it in a less lethal direction?
Never has a question been more answered before it was asked!
[size]Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope… you get the idea…[/size]
I will have another Bacardi Raz[sup]TM[/sup]
I, for one, like Kizarvexius’s baton.
Hey now, I think Six and Horseflesh are spending a lot more time “studying” the game this time around.
Another Raz it is, my dear. Would you prefer to drink it the old fashioned way, or a new, fun way I just recently learned?
As for studying the game, I’m simply admiring the playing surface whilst SiX contemplates his next doomed move. If Kizarvexius would stop making waves with his baton we might not have to keep redrawing the board and remember our previous moves.
Not that I’m complainin’, mind…
Say, a Raz sounds pretty good right now.
Hi, I’m with the Department of Health. Have you checked the chlorine levels in this tub recently?
if6was9 “Does the water ripple when a duck farts?”
Hey! Who brought the duck?
Horseflesh I agree to your terms, although I still don’t know about this gardener character… he seems a bit uncombed.
I’ve spent quite a while evaluating my next move and I have to say I think it is spectacular.
1X3
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Kizarvexius Watch out with that! A party is only fun until someone loses an eye!
As for JonScribe, can we see you identification? Or would you rather have a nice Gin and Tonic (Tanq or Bombay saffire)?