< grabs the box of chemicals and testers >
Yep everything checks out ok here, JonScribe.
Welcome to the party, btw.
SixSwordS, I thought it was all fun and games until someone loses and eye.
AFLAC! 
This party just gets kinkier and kinkier…I LOVE IT!!!
Any room for a newbie in there?
I was looking for a thread to “deflower” myself and this looks like my kinda place.
I’ll leave the suit on for the time being (baggy trunks - NO SPEEDOS!)
Gingerly slips into the burbling, steamy water
I’ll take a Heiny if anyone’s up - oh, and a beer too. 
Welcome Broken Wind.
I must ask where you name comes from, as you are sitting in a hot tub, and there are lots of little bubbles coming up, and we need to know if you have broken wind.
Sorry I had to say itp
misstee
Broken Wind is actually an anglicized version of my given Cherokee name, “Him Stinkum Lot”.
sniffing the air - Is that buffalo shit I smell?
Actually, while creating my profile I inadvertently let loose with a quite impressive, and ultimately inspirational, chair-rattling, ear-numbing, way-too-many-beers-last-night-induced FFFFFFFAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTT.
And thus Broken Wind was born (or borne, as the case may be).
This was BEFORE entering the hot tub, I assure you. I’ve gotten it out of my system now.
Hmm - on second thought, cancel that Heiny. Make mine something a little less potentially volatile - say a Tanqueray and Tonic?
One good turn deserves another.
Where did your name come from, misstee?
Are you Mister T’s undisclosed love-child or something? (Please, make it so…)
Sorry, my username is well, my real name spelled wrong.
Broken Wind, didn’t Mr. Mister do a song about you back in the 80s? Here’s your T&T, btw. Just a reminder though (from way back on the first page): any rectal explosions on your part and a GD thread will have your moist nakedness running through it.
Lessee, SiXSwordS is trying the infamous Mussoulini manouver in our scrumptios game of lick-tac-toe. I’ll have to counter with the patented Patton pre-emptive strike:
1X3
4X6
OO9
Black lagoon creature
Enters the water and dives
Oops,sorry, wrong thread
SiXSwordS uses the Napoleonic inversion!
1X3
4X6
OOX
What do we do if it’s cats?
Well, if it’s cat I win!
wait, it looks like I am a winner either way
From my point of view, mistee, we’re all winners.
So,assumes best flirting voice your a cat lover… what kind of cat(s) do you have.