Only if your name is Caspar!
That would be “divine” :D.
My, my, where did you learn to do that with your fingers? Sorry, Sock Munkey, but misstee is busy giving me head massages. You’ll have to collect her later.
Hmmm, I feel there’s something I should be doing with my hands…
I had a hot tub party once, for my 21st birthday. Me and this girl I liked sat in it for hours together, late into the night, after everyone had passed out.
But then I chickened out and didn’t make a move. Sigh.
I’m coming in - can I have a rum and coke, please?
-----------> ::rum & coke for thumbupmybum::
Don’t worry friend, this water has magical properties that won’t make you wrinkle up. You can soak for as long as you like. Some of us have been in here for nearly 5 days now.
Thanks for the temple massage, misstee. My head’s feeling much better now.
Okay, now who needs their butt grabbed?
Welcome thumbupmybum, sorry the last hot tub party didn’t go so well for you. Maybe this time. 
Horseflesh anytime you need your head messaged, give me a call.
Now about those hands…
Hey everybody, sorry I’m late…traffic from Virginia’s hell lately 
Mind if I kick back?
chooses to keep on her bikini and sarong, grabs some peppermint schnapps on the rocks, and lounges in a chair by the music
Welcome LadySybil, better late than never.
Jump right in. The party has been waiting for you.
Thanks, mistee. You’re a gem turns up the tunes for everybody
Why, thank you, Horseflesh. A cup of hot tea with lemon would be splendid. Anything else might put me out of voice.
And I do know a handful of sea chanties. Anyone up for a chorus of “Bully in the Alley?”
grins around to see all the lively beauties in the tub
BTW, anyone that has to leave due to work or other obligations can stop by the cabana over yonder and receive a complimentary full body massage by your choice of cabana boy(s) or girl(s). Warm towels are available upon request.
Aguador! Come here with those towels, boy!
Don’t forget to tip your cabana person!
Hi, sunrise, I didn’t see you come in. Have some hot spiced wine, relax, and tell us about your dreams.
Until we know who here is the Man of Your Dreams[sup]TM[/sup], you’ll just get random people grabbing your butt.
::grabs sunrise’s butt::
Misstee, I would be more than happy to tip, as the service and hosting has been exemplary. But I’m afraid that I left my wallet in my trousers. I suppose I could trust you with a credit card number, though. After all, seeing as how you’ve trusted us enough to dispense with your suit, I would scare be the gentleman I claim to be were I not to treat you with the utmost dignity and respect. And may I blushingly say that you look right fetching just as the Good Lord made ye?
Hey, watch that foot, whoever you are! I’d like to remain a baritone, thank you. Oh, that’s better. Hmmmmmmmmm. Yes, I think I’ll take a break from singing for a while and just relax.
Darn, I’ve missed days and days of a good party.
I got wrapped up in the Welcome Wagon thread, and actually forgot to come on over.
Ok. Is there a kiddy pool for this hot tub? I’m not sure I’m ready yet to venture into the deep end with this group.
<wanders off with a rum and Dr Pepper, looking for the wading pool>
Welcome Doebi to the party and to the boards!
Rum and Dr. Pepper, eh ? Something new for me to try.
Kizarvexius you can tip later, when you have your pants back on-- our cabana people are the best here!
Jumping in (more like climbing in) in my birthday suit. Please pass me a Cape Codder, but hold the lime.
You rang?
HUGS erictelevision, welcome to the hot tub party!
Drink coming up.
Nice suit, btw.
Please leave room for Cosmo!