Jeez a few kids go missing and everyone leaves in droves.
I’m bored. Who want to go flng crap at the monkeys. Let’s see how they like it.
Yah this place has turned dead yawns revealing sharp teeth and thinks of flying back to her temple I didn’t eat anyone though… so it’s not my fault
We need to think of something to put the oomph back in this place. Y’know, boost admission.
I’m thinking pay-per-view, wrestlemania style battles between Dragons. 
Who’ll take me on?!
Take yer best shot, my little scaly sister. I’m a Microsoft Certified Crap Flinger!! And I’m doing the books now, so you best be careful that the budget for Mermaid-Chow doesn’t get cut. 
Now where was I? Oh yeah, the black 10 goes on the red jack . . .
A Polar Bear, to be exact!
Yo Desk Monkey
:swooosh:
Aww shit I missed
:runs but not fast enough to avoid the:
:splat:
Ya know come to think of it, this might have been a bad idea. After all I seem to be up against a MCF(Master Crap Flinger) and honestly I don’t want to put in the time required to get to that level. So whaddya say we
:splat: :splat: :splat:
Ok who threw that?
I’d fight you Mnementh, but it’d be a fairly one-sided duel. Exactly which side that would be depends on whether the use of charm is permitted. (And I’ve read both of our books, so I’d know)
Clearly we need a PR miracle to save this place. I’ve already made a bundle, selling the footage of the mauled children to Fox, so we have money to spare on advertising. We just need a slogan…
“The SDMB Zoo: Our Animals Do It All Night Long!”
“The SDMB Zoo: We’ve Got A Randy Mermaid!”
“Take the kids out – we’ll clean up!”
Hey, uh… yeah! Fight! not… not… charmin’! Yeah, that’s it!
Mnementh, obviously having forgotten that some of his kin are magical, hopes to remain a Dragon and not be turned into a frog
Fascinating, scintilating, shit-slinging, finger-licking-good [sub](but I hope to God not in that order)[/sub]Maybe. But I am not randy, in fact I am extremely satisfied.
Geez, I take a break from actin’ tiger-ish on account’a I’m feelin’ guilty ‘coz you act like yer wettin’ yer scaly britches ever’ time I cast a glance in yer direction and what happens? Y’ start complainin’ yer BORED? By Neddy Dingo, they jus’ ain’t no pleazin some folks.
[sub]Okay, I’m done talking like a demented reject from Pogo.[/sub]
Look if all you other critters are feeling like nothing exciting is happening, it ain’t due to a lack of effort on my part. Shoot, everyboy got all paranoid just 'cause I took out an insolent gatekeeper [sub](Like it’s MY fault the Ranger can’t hire decent help.*)[/sub] and a few obnoxious bratlings. I mean Arden pulled a TRANQ GUN on me, fakrianodloud! Talk about in-gratitude.
Very well. Since, unlike monkeys, a feline REFUSES to touch feces (Honestly, HOW can otherwise sensible Humans even THINK they evolved from such creatures?)…
::Tygr reaches over into coming up for air’s habitat and grabs up a paw-full of snow. Forms a respectable snowball and hurls it at Mnementh.
Almost immediately Tygr realizes that he’s grossly underestimated the effectiveness of frozen water on a creature that spits fire. :eek:
He dives over the wall into the polar bear’s pool.::
(to coming up for air: ) Sorry to barge in uninvited. It appeared I needed to quickly find a location that was cold and wet…
*[sup]No, of course I don’t mean Soda, FairyChatMom, todaystomsawyer, et al.[/sup]
:Looking at Tygr paddling around in the ice cold water and not seeming to enjoy it one little bit:
Now that’s entertainment. 
*Mnementh plucks the little Tygr out of the water and smoke-dries him thoroughly before setting him down.
He then scrapes several tons of snow out of the icy habitat and forms them into a snowball the size of a small house.*
You wanna go, little man?
Hey, tigers LOVE the water. Marlin Perkins could’a told you that if ya could’a torn yerself away from the Scooby-Doo reruns. ( backatcha)
Y’know coming up for air’s gonna stomp yer kiester when (s)he[sub]Sorry![/sub] sees you’ve wiped out his living quarters…
Well, I DUNno… Gonna have to get a handle on what you look like first.
Dragon, okay. Big, scaly and ugly, right? Wait, are you big or just fat?
As far as the flaming issue, y’know if you cut back on the pintos-n-franks that should clear up. Plus, I seem to remember Bugs Bunny doing quite well against a dragon armed with nothing but a seltzer bottle. I could probably prevail upon Soda to loan me a spare. Sure, gimme that I won’t even need to break out my flame retardent Underoos.
Overweight salamander against lithe, draco-cidal psycho jungle cat! It’ll be over before it starts…
…or do you just wanna trade witty banter?
Pink is short for Pink Elephant
Don’t worry Mnem, your dragonhood is safe. Or maybe it’s not… Hmmm… wonders what the limits of force-growing others are Easier just to use Realm fire though, lots of nifty things to be done with that.
What if I just forgo fire charm (that’s the nasty stuff) and still use earth charm? Can’t even fly without that. flaps his little mostly decorative wings Or breathe fire (err, there is an explanation for why breathing fire isn’t fire charm, just trust me on that)
As in gigantic pig?
I remain, as always, around the size of a jumbo jet. And trust me, buddy, it’s all muscle.
Mnementh flexes enormous Dragon-muscles
I wish you good luck with your seltzer bottle. I’ll drink it and then have you for dessert.
As for magicks, I’m afraid I have no clue what you’re talking about. You have a decided advantage in that you’ve read my history and I’ve not read yours. I’ll stick to physical force…
Mnementh ponders whether this was such a good idea. Also, whether he should consider trying to learn some spells or something…
Mermaid takes a long hard look at Mnementh before deciding that he is just yummy. Mmmmmmmm Mnementh.
:blows kiss to Tyger:
Hey there you big pussy cat. I think * you’re* pretty yummy too. Let’s be friends OK? How 'bout I scratch you behind the ears for a little bit while I feed you some nice snackies. Tuna OK?
BTW I never meant to say anything derogatory about you, I just said you make me sweat, and good god you still do. And I meant that pussy remark in only the best possible way.
Don’t worry, I promise not to decapitate you with a sheet of ultra hot Realm fire or anything like that… besides being un-sports-dragon-like, it wouldn’t be conducive to follow up fights, so we wouldn’t be attracting visitors for long. You just have to promise not to crush me or anything (I’m a comparatively small breed of dragon… I think, it’s a bit hard to tell 'cause there’s no humans in Dragoncharm). The bulk of a bronze Pernese dragon is a little scary, I don’t mind admitting.
'Spose you’ll need some time to munch on that firestone stuff too?