Vital advice for men regarding sex and candy.

[Algorithm]

@lieu

Actually, I’d kinda prefer they use Mentos and a Diet Coke.

Pfff, in my day it was white vinegar and baking soda.

[tdn]

@Algorithm

Pfff, in my day it was white vinegar and baking soda.

What, Pop Rocks too good for ya?

[Cliffy]

Never Altoids, but I found Pep-o-mint Certs quite enjoyable.

–Cliffy

[Projammer]

I’ve found that I’ll get a favorable response if I alternate between having a drink of hot coffee and iced water.

[amelioration]

@Captain_C

Learned that the hard way. Only the girlfriend was on the receiving end, and apparently something that is generally moist just spreads around the fun :smack:

She was not what you would call happy.

When I read the OP of this thread I just had to scroll down and see if you’d posted in it.

[LouisB]

So much to learn, so few years of life remaining.

[KneadToKnow]

@Cliffy

Never Altoids, but I found Pep-o-mint Certs quite enjoyable.

–Cliffy

I now know much more about your girth than I ever wanted to.

[Lynn_Bodoni]

@Hypno-Toad

An intern of ours came back from Vegas with a “menu” from one of the brothels. The Creme de Menthe Blowjob was one of the specialties.

And Lynn? I also learned a few months ago that I had not sufficiently washed my hands after handling peppers when I went to pee.

You have my sympathies. I am reminded of the tablets that dentists used to hand out to children. We were supposed to brush our teeth as we normally did, and then chew up the tablets, and look at our teeth. Imagine our surprise to find discolored stuff all along the borders of our teeth, showing that we hadn’t brushed well. I suppose that handling peppers and then handling peckers is a similar learning experience.