Vladimir Putin to divorce wife, marry smokin' hot, highly flexible young gymnast

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[QUOTE=Mr. Excellent]
Good Lord - the article mentions that she’s also an MP. Let me be the first to say: Hottest. Parliamentarian. Ever.

(With apologies to the lovely Yuliya Tymoshenko: http://irishspy.typepad.com/public_secrets/WindowsLiveWriter/Ukraineonthevergeofcivilwar_E82C/yulia-tymoshenko-01[7].jpg )
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She’s hot, but I think that former Ukrainian parliamentarian Ruslana is hotter. Also, while they may not be tops in the hottness department, I have to think that Ciccionlina and D’Abbraccio have some, um, experience which makes up for any defects in their beauty, IMHO.

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[QUOTE=Mr. Excellent]
Good Lord - the article mentions that she’s also an MP. Let me be the first to say: Hottest. Parliamentarian. Ever.

(With apologies to the lovely Yuliya Tymoshenko: http://irishspy.typepad.com/public_secrets/WindowsLiveWriter/Ukraineonthevergeofcivilwar_E82C/yulia-tymoshenko-01[7].jpg )
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Don’t forget Canada’s esteemed Governor-General!

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[QUOTE=Mr. Excellent]
Good Lord - the article mentions that she’s also an MP. Let me be the first to say: Hottest. Parliamentarian. Ever.

(With apologies to the lovely Yuliya Tymoshenko: http://irishspy.typepad.com/public_secrets/WindowsLiveWriter/Ukraineonthevergeofcivilwar_E82C/yulia-tymoshenko-01[7].jpg )
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Mmmmmm…looks…moist.

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[QUOTE=Sunspace]
That’s the answer to my invisible-to-women problem, then: become a world leader!

Of course, that solution then invites other problems, like assassination and phone calls at 3AM.
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Phone calls at 3AM? You don’t have to answer those, do you?

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[QUOTE=Gorsnak]
Phone calls at 3AM? You don’t have to answer those, do you?
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Depends on whether it’s the hot, highly-flexible gymnast or not.

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For a beautiful politician, I have to go with France’s Rama Yade. Gorgeous.

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It reminds me of that line in Friends when Ross put Olympic skater

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It reminds me of that line in Friends when Ross put Olympic skaterDorothy Hamilll on his list of women he could cheat with.

And Mr. Putin should remember that Hillary Clinton was once hot.

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Um, no. She wasn’t.

But that gymnast is quite pretty and limber. And only one of several hot young women Putin has “sponsored” to become PMs recently.

“I want a man like Putin” indeed…

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[QUOTE=kunilou]
And Mr. Putin should remember that Hillary Clinton was once hot.
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That not hot, that is just average. Her face looks unattractive.

Here is a better shot of a young Hillary. Apparently Bill has always had different taste than the normal in women. Here is another one.

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A “better” shot? Christ, they were a homely couple.

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[QUOTE=EJsGirl]
A “better” shot? Christ, they were a homely couple.
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Sorry, I meant a better shot to demonstrate that she was not hot.

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:smack:

:smiley:

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Wow. Suddenly the reason for Chelsea’s “awkward phase” as a teen is perfectly clear. :stuck_out_tongue:

As for the gymnast, eh, I think she can do better. It’s kind of creepy that her dad thinks it would be awesome if she wound up with someone just like him. :dubious:

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Anybody who thinks of that routine as specially “provocative” hasn’t watched a lot of gymnastics events…

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[QUOTE=Nava]
Anybody who thinks of that routine as specially “provocative” hasn’t watched a lot of gymnastics events…
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Yes, she has great ball skills, but it is no more provocative than many other routines.

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I can not stop thinking of the “full twisting dismount” at the end of the routine.

10!

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[QUOTE=Nava]
Anybody who thinks of that routine as specially “provocative” hasn’t watched a lot of gymnastics events…
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There are a bunch of videos of her out there. I have no idea whether that was the one that the article had in mind–probably not; as you’ve observed, it’s not provocative. They might have meant the one that they grabbed those pictures from, but I didn’t see it.

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[QUOTE=Mr. Excellent]
Good Lord - the article mentions that she’s also an MP. Let me be the first to say: Hottest. Parliamentarian. Ever.

(With apologies to the lovely Yuliya Tymoshenko: http://irishspy.typepad.com/public_secrets/WindowsLiveWriter/Ukraineonthevergeofcivilwar_E82C/yulia-tymoshenko-01[7].jpg )
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Ms. Timoshenko gets to keep the “hottest Prime Minister” title, though.
Meanwhile I can imagine the debates in parliament…
*“Oh, and spare me the doubletalk trying to explain your argument – if I wanted to watch someone twist themselves into knots I’d ask the distinguished lady from the 107th district to do it”

“I say to you, people of Russia, judge the simplicity of the proposition by whether the proponent can explain it to you while doing a handstand with their legs crossed behind their head…” *
And if you’re a world leader with a roving eye, then I’d rather expect that you go for a “smokin’ hot highly flexible young gymnast” type. Bill C.'s rather pedestrian taste was kind of a letdown… :wink:

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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
She’s hot, but I think that former Ukrainian parliamentarian Ruslana is hotter.
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And moister. Munged link