Vogon Poetry Contest!
Winner shall receive 2 Vogonian dollars and will not be blasted into space.
English entries only as this message board does not accept true Vogonian script.
—my entry—
Baggies of the ferret pie
By Seven Graylands
Oh envelope my skin
the house waiting true
holding ketup bottles.
pore, pore, pore
Wash hogs of the sea.
Forward forever go I
into black yarns from belly lint
dust, dander
pour, pour, pour
nipples on post-it notes
twist tie my spleen
into waves of thoughts of you
kidney waste bakery
oven flesh
my love
Baggies of the ferret pie
my feet with testing dyes
open and true
dinner time
Poor, Poor, poor.