Vulcan Pick Up Lines

[xkit0katx]

@carnivorousplant

I’d say you win the thread.

Of course I did, it was only…ducksandruns

[carnivorousplant]

@xkit0katx

Of course I did, it was only…ducksandruns

You had it, right up to that. Shoulda been, “Maneuvers quickly away and flees with alacrity.”

[etv78]

These double as Sheldon Cooper pick-up lines.

[janis_and_c0]

bumped in tribute

[FuriousGeorge]

NM…

[astorian]

“Remember… I am… and always shall be… your friend… with benefits.”

[Mister_Rik]

Gnomes in World of Warcraft have some suitably Vulcan-ish pickup lines:

Male gnome: “I like large posteriors, and I cannot prevaricate.”

Female gnome: “Why don’t you purchase me an alcoholic beverage and engage me in diminutive conversation in an attempt to establish a rapport?”

[astorian]

“Hey, it isn’t our MINDS I wanna meld!”

[The_Other_Waldo_Pepper]

You’re so beautiful, you made me forget my pick-up line.

And yet – paradoxically – that is my pick-up line. It is not logical, but it is true.

[Ludovic]

I cannot help but attempt to analyze which gelatinous fruit spread your rhythmic ripples most resemble.

[running_coach]

@Ludovic

I cannot help but attempt to analyze which gelatinous fruit spread your rhythmic ripples most resemble.

You sound like you’re trying to pick up Santa.

[The_Other_Waldo_Pepper]

[raises eyebrow]

I do not think you are ready for this jelly.

[/lowers eyebrow]

[outlierrn]

Vulcan never premature.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Ficus (from “Quark”) is similar to Spock: “Bee-bee-bee-bee-bee-bee.” “What happens now?” “We wait for the bee.”

[Askthepizzaguy]

I read your recent paper on fermionic transconductance and you made an arithmetic error on page 75.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Remember, Vulcan is the Iron Man.