Your appearance is not aesthetically pleasing, and your female parent selects your clothing in an unusual manner.
Your logic is that of a squirrel crossing a street.
You cry.
Your mother wears utilitarian but unaesthetically pleasing military issued footwear.
Your parental units loved each other.
Human
“Not fascinating.”
(Best said while both eyebrows are completely level.)
Telerites do not argue for a reason, they simply argue.
You are less intelligent that a group of things which are not noted for being intelligent.
It is apparent that your ancestors were too closely related and the resulting lack of genetic diversity has manifested itself poorly in you.
I would imagine you would be unable to perform an easy action like emptying liquid out of a container even if the instructions were on the bottom of the container, despite the fact that turning the container over to read these insturctions would normally cause the liquid to pour out without further effort.
I infer that you have to do crossword puzzles in pencil because you make frequent errors which you must erase.
Your female parent was of an above-average girth, to the extent that when she “sat around” her house, her body literally encompassed the house
Your female parent is experienced in oral sex to the extent that she could breathe in a vacuum.
In this exchange of insults I am analogous to an elastomer originally derived from a colloidal suspension found in the sap of the Earth plant Hevea brasiliensis, whereas you, by contrast, are analogous to a compound with marked adhesive qualities–which is to say, the charges you level against me are not only baseless but ironically enough actually apply to yourself.
Your reply of, “I think not,” accurately describes your mental functioning, albeit in a somewhat antiquated manner of speaking.
Remove my spouse from this vicinity, please.
Apparently when they were handing out Brains, you thought they meant Planes and asked for only Impulse…:rolleyes:
Thump! Thump…Hello…does this have conductivity?
Your grandfather has the habit of refilling baked goods with his own procreative fluids for the purpose of sexual self-gratification.
Your grandmother is wont to swim in pursuit of oceanic ships bearing lust-filled military personnel.
You apparently cannot discern the difference between the feces of common witless avians, and food barbarously made of those same avians’ flesh.
Your mother is so obese that she has been assigned her own particularized postal code by the United Earth government.
You would oblige me by walking a distance measurably greater than the length of a flat structure which extends only a short distance into the ocean.
Your dancing is not entirely without points of interest but is, if I may say, of a level of sophistication approximating that of Vulcan schoolchildren.
Kindly speak to my outstretched palm, as I strongly prefer not to hear what you are now saying.
From your unattractive appearance, I surmise that you inadvertently tumbled from the apex of a large but quite aesthetically unpleasing plant, and collided with its component limbs while being continuously subjected to Earth’s gravitational attraction.
I am certain that the insulting remark which you just directed at me actually pertains to you, but tell me, please, what is your opinion of me? I am certain that the insulting remark which you just directed at me actually pertains to you, but tell me, please, what is your opinion of me? I am certain that the insulting remark which you just directed at me actually pertains to you, but tell me, please, what is your opinion of me?
Your leaps in logic are so flagrant, that the mere mention of your name by Captain James Tiberius Kirk is sufficient to cause short-circuiting in androids.
You could not encounter your own posterior in a dimly lit environment even when utilizing both upper appendages and a portable source of illumination.
You are unable to spell the common Anglicized three-letter name of a Felis silvestris catus, even if you are given the first two alphagraphs of said name in advance.
As a child your facial features were so aesthetically displeasing you parents or guardians would affix a Jumbo Mollusk to your neck so the sehlat would appear to gambol with you.
Your central nervous system is so small not even a Kohlinar Master could mind meld with you.
Your immediate female ancestor belonged to the Cricetinae subfamily of rodents, and your immediate male ancestor was redolent of Sambucus nigra.
You lack even a rudimentary knowledge of the teachings of Surak.
The tops of your fleshy cartiliginous sound-gathering appendages are rounded on their dorsal surfaces.
Leave this vicinity immediately, or I will feel compelled to emit a malodorous gaseous discharge from my lower intestine towards you.
How typically human of you to assume that the juxiposition of large imputations would portend the sanguine expectation of fullfilment on your part of an act or expression showing scorn and usually intended to hurt anotherʼs feelings.
You seem to be an entity that is entirely composed of the posterior opening of the alimentary canal.