I have a job for you, but it blows.
Hi. I’m Italian. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?..
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
You’ve been a bad girl! Go to my room!
Where you recommened a dog bury his bone around here?
Q. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
A. My zipper
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
Okay, all I could find to start this off. I’ll think up some of my own to add later.
Let’s see yours…