Sexual Innuendo Pick-Up Lines

[Joey_P]

Hi, wanna fuck?

[Ponch8]

Do you use Windex on your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

[Don_Draper]

I think your clothes and my clothes would look great piled up on my bedroom floor.

[Clothahump]

@Covered_In_Bees

I love and hate these threads!

Love them because they’re usually hilarious but I hate them because I always forget all the lines as soon as I leave the computer. How am I supposed to put them to use if I forget them?

If you use them, you will NEVER get laid. You will, however, become the object of much scorn and ridicule. If that’s your thing, go for it.

[Covered_In_Bees]

@Clothahump

If you use them, you will NEVER get laid. You will, however, become the object of much scorn and ridicule. If that’s your thing, go for it.

Read this post.

[Taomist]

@Jumpbass

“Is this guy boring you? Come talk to me- I’m from another planet.”

Of course, having the extra arm helps, too.

[Dragwyr]

@Taomist

Of course, having the extra arm helps, too.

You are supposed to get the extra arm AFTER you have gotten the girl into your spaceship.

Back on topic… I think any line from this song would count.