You know…I’ve seen a bunch of wierd stuff in my years on the net…but this is one of the strangest.
http://houseochicks.com/gallery1.html
Just what purpose would these things serve? Who are they for? and who the hell would pay $300 for it?
I want the bumpersticker. (go to the home page and click on the bumpersticker link.)
Ya know – this stuff reminds me of Judy Chicago’s art piece The Dinner Party. That, too, featured stylized genitalia with mythological names (and names of historcal personages). But the vulvae painted on the plates in that exhibition weren’t so … blatant … as these “puppets” are.
they could only be funnier iffen they had teeth. thanks, reeder!
Well, you got to go hand-made or else you can get some nasty chafing and…er…uh, nevermind.
Unfortunately, the main site is down, but you can read about the VulvaBed here!
It’s time to play the music,
It’s time to light the lights,
It’s time to meet the vulvas on the Vulva Puppet Night
It’s time to put on G-strings,
It’s time to douche up right,
It’s time to pull down panties on the Vulva Puppet Night.
Why do we always come here?
I guess it’s for the ho’s.
It’s like some oddball porno to have to watch this show.
And now let’s get things started.
Oh, wait I’ve just been carded.
On the most sin-sensual, tuna-fishonal, twatabrational
This is what we call the Vulva Show.
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Jesus, that’s fuckin’ hilarious.
But I’m going to be singing this all goddamn night…
//It’s time to meet the vulvas on the vulva puppet night//
Jon that is pretty fuckin funny! Good show!
They could double as an elegant change purse when not being used during a show, or a place for a street performer to collect donations (instead of using a hat or guitar case).
But three hundred bucks? And why didn’t I think of it first?
My apologies to Jim Henson, God rest his soul. Like it wasn’t enough to see Bert and Osama together.
Oh criminy, Jon, I just got hollered at by Mom and Sis for waking them up laughing.
Shit, this HAS to be Weird Earl’s…who do we notify?
They look sort of like hats worn by Henry VIII.
Hmmmmm. . .
guinastasia, i believe that would be tuba diva.
the bed scares me a bit.
jonscribe, awesome!