I think yer cute.
Dear Presdient Mister Brock Obama,
My name is Mr. Dr. George Doubleyou Bush, barrister at laws of Crawford, Texas. I am contacting you on behalf of my benefactor to gain your assistancing of SEVENTEEN MILLION DOLLARS ($17,000,000) in oil, gas, and cattle monies currenty tied up in financings in my state of Texas. All that is necessary on your part is a small outlay of some intital financing and some tupperwares. I eagerly await your reply on this most urgent important transactions.
Regardings,
Mr. Dr. George Doubleyou Bush, (PhD) Barrister at Laws
“I gotta go. Clear up this shit, wouldya?”
I know what you did.
It makes me sick.
I’m going to tell.
Oh, wait. That was Mary Alice. Never Mind.
"By the time you read this, a Secret Service agent will be sneaking up behind you to kill you and replace you with a programmed clone. Sorry. My original was just as surprised.
– George W. Bush 2.0"
Dear B.O.,
While you’re getting drawn and quartered because you can’t solve the problems I left you, I’ll be out enjoying all the money Dick and I made in those deals with big business.
So long sucker!
W
Yes, Barack, I admit it: I finally had enough of Dick Cheney’s shit, and kneecapped him on the last day I could and still pardon myself…
Welcome to your new job as head collaborator of the Earth Covert Occupation government. I bet you didn’t know any more than I did when I took over, you poor fool. If one hasn’t been assigned to yet, you’ll be assigned a Lizard overseer; mine was Cheney. And your IQ will take a drop like mine did after they scooped out all those brains to stick the implants in. Sorry.
Note to future self
Write a Letter to BO in this space.
Signed,
Past W. Or am I Present W? Huh. Lemme do this again.
Note to Future Self
Write a letter to BO in this space
Signed,
~Present soon to be Past W to Future W AKA The Decider.
Obviously where he left the book of secrets.
Declan
You win Agent Foxtrot!
Bwahahahahahaha. 
Have yourself a good time, kid. Just try to relax, but don’t take any wooden Indians!
Bah, I’m sick to death of this meme. Show me any evidence at all that Bush is especially vulnerable to spelling mistakes, to the point where could not compose a letter in standard orthography.
You spelled “nucular” wrong.
Yes, I accidentally left out a word above (“where he could not”). Everyone is susceptible to typos…
I always thought it was him!
deer bruk ohbamer
mr chainee tole me not too tel nebody this seacret butt (haha i said butt so im onlly gunna tel yoo. evry tym it snowz their is a magik pile of prezidenshul snoe. it is calld hawt cold yaller snoe. he sed it wood mayke smart. mr chainy wuz alwayz very happy wen i 8 it all up reel fast. it made me happy to wen he smild becuz then i wuznt so scareded of him. i <3 him. dun tel mishel or the gurlz abowt this. it is onlyy 4 the prezadent wich is u.
ur bff
gorje
pee heheh s - i left u a dvd (thats dee vee dee fur short0 it is calld dum n dummer. i likd it alot becuz it is a trew story. it is a present 4 u becuz u r the knew presentdent. :0)
44,
I need a favor. We ordered Cheney a Rascal last week, but it hasn’t shown up yet. UPS guy should be coming Thursday.
Thanks.
never get involved in a land war in Asia…
If my Texas Rangers ballcap turns up, send it to me in Dallas, wouldya? I’ve looked high and low for it. Thanks. Much obliged.
W.