Waffle Fries

Make waffle fry nachos

Piggy-back fries. Top with pulled pork and barbecue sauce.

Leave out the black pepper and stir vigorously, and you have my famous Emergency Sauce, NOT “orange slurry”. Do NOT cast slurs on my Emergency Sauce. It has saved many a diner meal of liver and onions.

Cheese, bacon, sour cream, green onions, maybe some sort of barbecue sauce. There was a bowling alley place near me that used to offer this appetizer that was your choice of 3 different potatoes with different topping combinations and it was pretty cool because they offered ones that aren’t easily found at the grocery store. I can’t remember any specific flavor combinations but for me I pretty much can’t go wrong with any potatoes loaded with anything. Ketchup is almost a capital offense where I’m from.