Say, is this one of those alternate beginnings to Pulp Fiction that I’ve been hearing about?
That’s Spattered, Smothered & Covered, according to Zyada.
Am I the only one who thought he title was “White House Employee filmed masturbating in booth” at first glance. 
The employee might have been a little confused about the rules - the employee manual may have been vague on this particular point. They probably should rewrite the employee manual stating specifically that masturbating on the booths is strictly prohibited.
With all the the scandals in recent years, probably if it were a White House employee it wouldn’t really be newsworthy. The public still expects much more from Waffle House employees though.
I’d think masturbating into a rolled up waffle would be pretty uncomfortable. Wouldn’t a pancake be better?
BRB.
I had an iron-on shirt as a teen. It was two pigs in a barnyard, one on top of the other, with the text, “Makin’ Bacon”. Seems appropriate to bring up given the city where said Waffle House was.
No, you get slamed at Denny’s. (Their receipts read “1 Slam”) 
Never having heard of them… Geez, those places are grim.
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Especially if it’s stacked. After this thread the local I Hump On Pancakes will never be as appealing again.
I hesitate to ask this, but why does your link automatically go halfway down the page to the sexy-CGI-waitress?
Thank you for not being Florida thank you for not being Florida…
No, they’re wonderful. The US equivalent of a greasy spoon. Though in fairness I’ve never been in one sober.
I didn’t realize it wasn’t until I read this post! I thought it said a White House employee was found in a Waffle House. :smack:
Interesting, I had no idea that it would do that ( although Google is always trying out something ); simply: that is the* only image* on the page that was worth enlarging.
The rest, as I said, being as grim as ‘The House of The Seven Waffles’ by Nathaniel Hawthorne, or ‘The Waffle House By The Churchyard’ by Sheridan Le Fanu.
I hope I forget this thread before I go to GA in a few weeks. I loves me some Waffle House, it’s one of the perks of traveling to the south.
People in SoCal barely know what grits are, let alone how to prepare them properly.
What makes you think Californians don’t know grits?
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In NYC there’s The Waffle House That Ruth Built. And in New Orleans there’s The Waffle House of the Risinf Sun.
So the guy was making grits?
I thought everyone knew that waffles were gridded for your pleasure. A pancake just chaffs.
Who masturbates without syrup anyway?
I misread the last word as “broth”. Eewwww!