Waffle House Employee filmed masturbating in booth.

[G0sp3l]

@Boyo_Jim

So the guy was making grits?

I once saw some damned yankee putting sugar on grits, so I wouldn’t put any atrocity beyond them. Like believing grits come in boxes.

I see this fellow is from Macon, which is basically East Alabama, so of course he’s uncouth.

[Steve_MB]

@LSLGuy

For years the lights behind the W part of their sign were burned out. So at night it became the “AFFLE HOUSE”. If you pronounce it like “waffle” with a silent “w” it seems strangely appropriate.

The Guy Who Changes the Light Bulbs

…See Waffle House is AFFLE HOUSE without its “W”
And while you might agree with that, you’d fix it if it were you
And here’s another problem for which there’s no excuse
No… no… I don’t know – what is WAFFLE USE?..

In the context of this thread, I don’t think I want to contemplate that last question… :eek:

[Doctor_Jackson]

And this, ladies, is why you should never put a Waffle House biscuit between your legs.

Around here the chain is lovingly referred to as the “Awful Wawfle”. It rhymes better that way.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

@EmilyG

…I guess that means he masturbated until he was, umm, finished. I don’t want to think about it too hard.

That’s what HE said!