[QUOTE=Big Bad Voodoo Lou]
keep the sweet tea coming for me, hon!
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Wait, there’s some other kind ???
I like Waffle House’s food. I ate there twice last year, both times while visiting my cousins in Georgia. The one in Duluth, where I ate, was OK even though we had a lovely view of the cemetery across the street. I tried grits there for the first time, and liked them so much I had my cousin stop at a Wal-Mart on the way to the airport so I could buy a box, unaware I could also obtain instant grits in California. I wish they would open a Waffle House in L.A.
Syrup
Laptop stuck
Keyboard sticky
New thread
How to fix my laptop
or
There’s a waffle in my dvd slot
[QUOTE=Shagnasty]
Sometimes I am surprised to find out how much it takes to make it obvious that there is parody involved. I try to include clues that are impossible to miss. The thing that made me laugh was the fact that you were sitting at a Waffle House documenting the behavior of the terrible patrons that go there. There was no threadshitting involved and I found your OP amusing. I wasn’t making fun of you although the potential irony could potentially make a great Onion article.
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Well, awkward. Carry on.
And on a side note, I put a mini-waffle in my slot-loading drive, and now it won’t come out. Can anyone help?
I love Waffle House but can’t understand why they are seemingly either unaware that french fries exist, or how to make them. Hash Browns are ok with breakfast, but not with a burger.
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]
There’s a waffle in my dvd slot
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Funny, that’s what the guy in the ER said the other night…he was walking funny. :dubious:
[Text message] "Waffle House is the wierdest place. There’s a strange man who comes in every day - never orders much, just types away on his laptop the whole time. Every once in a while, he laughs out loud for no reason.
Gotta go, the kids are acting up again."[/text message]
Waffle House is also the worst place to spend New Years Eve. 8th grade, with family, on a road trip. Two surly employees and maple-stickiness out the wazoo. Joy.
Strange…now I want a waffle and some pron.
[QUOTE=chaoticbear]
Well, awkward. Carry on.
And on a side note, I put a mini-waffle in my slot-loading drive, and now it won’t come out. Can anyone help?
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About 20 years ago a friend asked me to fix her computer because I’m an engineer. I asked her what was wrong with it and she replied that her kid had put peanut butter toast in the floppy drive. Is that you Patrick all grown up now? Why are you still putting stuff in your drives? :dubious:
Great food at a nice price!
Hashbrowns are much better than most fries, & you can’t get a better price on a sirloin anywhere else.
Great coffee, too.
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I’m at the library right now. There’s an older gentleman sitting a few chairs down from me reading a bodice ripper and, every few minutes or so, quietly farting.
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I wish we had a Waffle House here. IHOP is as close as it gets, and I don’t them.
Hey, so cb is in a Waffle House on Wednesday night gettin’ all Scattered, Smothered, Covered, Chunked, Topped, Diced & Peppered. 
Oh, and, not that I particularly know this personally, a friend told me, yeah, a friend told me, that’s a good [del]cover up[/del] reason to know this, but he’s definitely pron-ing lookin’ at bearforest.com. Not that I’d know what that particular website is…
And what’s this about the breakup with the boyfriend, grasshopper?
Mmmm… Patty Melt.
[QUOTE=Lucky 13]
I like Waffle House’s food. I ate there twice last year, both times while visiting my cousins in Georgia. The one in Duluth, where I ate, was OK even though we had a lovely view of the cemetery across the street. I tried grits there for the first time, and liked them so much I had my cousin stop at a Wal-Mart on the way to the airport so I could buy a box, unaware I could also obtain instant grits in California. I wish they would open a Waffle House in L.A.
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Wait, you had good grits in a Waffle House? I’ve never seen non-congealed grits outside of my own kitchen.
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn]
I love Waffle House but can’t understand why they are seemingly either unaware that french fries exist, or how to make them. Hash Browns are ok with breakfast, but not with a burger.
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Fries require a deep-fryer. Then we’d need a microwave, and who knows what else and Waffle House would just get too complicated.
Oh, and, not that I particularly know this personally, a friend told me, yeah, a friend told me, that’s a good [del]cover up[/del] reason to know this, but he’s definitely pron-ing lookin’ at bearforest.com. Not that I’d know what that particular website is…
And what’s this about the breakup with the boyfriend, grasshopper?
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Now I’m going to spend the rest of my night looking for your profile! Ugh, making my night hard. I could have just gone to bed.
Also, we broke up about a week ago. When I say “we,” I really mean that I broke up with him. We made the mistake of moving in together after the first date, and so I basically spent the last two years trying to make it work. There were a lot of times I was happy with it, but there were also a lot of times where I just wasn’t happy and there was nothing either of us could do about it. We had hit problems in our sex life, and I realized that we’d never make it long-term, which is exactly what the bf had wanted to begin with.
And I wasn’t necessarily looking at pr0n. Well, I was. But I wasn’t necessarily.
Waffle House sucks. The wait staff (at night) sucks, the customers suck, it smells like satan’s mighty unwashed ballsack and doesn’t taste much better, and their coffee sucks, too.
But I’ll be damned if I don’t find myself saying “I know, let’s go to Waffle House” at least once a month.
[QUOTE=Maus Magill]
Wait, you had good grits in a Waffle House? I’ve never seen non-congealed grits outside of my own kitchen.
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It was the first time I’d ever eaten grits. I didn’t know they weren’t supposed to be congealed.
[QUOTE=Shagnasty]
Sometimes I am surprised to find out how much it takes to make it obvious that there is parody involved. I try to include clues that are impossible to miss. The thing that made me laugh was the fact that you were sitting at a Waffle House documenting the behavior of the terrible patrons that go there. There was no threadshitting involved and I found your OP amusing. I wasn’t making fun of you although the potential irony could potentially make a great Onion article.
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Well, in cb’s defense we have more than our fair share of sanctimonious assholes trotting about on their high horse here on the dope. The odds are probably against it being parody all things being equal.
[QUOTE=Omniscient]
Well, in cb’s defense we have more than our fair share of sanctimonious assholes trotting about on their high horse here on the dope.
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Only a sanctimonious asshole would say such a thing!
Honest.