Sorry, but liquid spills or pastry contaminations are not covered under warranty 
Nothing is covered under warranty! I dropped my iPod and the hdd died, and apple wouldn’t fix it because I “abused” it! What kind of world do we live in where if I break my belongings by dropping them from chest level onto a tile floor, noone will fix them for free!?
I’ll bet if I got a technician with a sense of humor, they’d replace my waffled optical drive, just to be able to tell the story, though.
Is anyone else here so naive that they thought “bearforestdotcom… that sounds cute. What could be NSFW about that?”
Then before I could copy & paste it in another window, it occurred to me! :smack:
THAT was a close one!
To hijack about other Internet close-encounters, if you ever search for images of the Greek mythical beings called “Nymphs”, be VERY careful. You don’t want the denizens of Waffle House or any other place of business to see where that might lead!
:dubious: Do tell!
question - big brawny gay men are called Bear - what are skinny slinky gay men called (besides “Hawt!”)?
I still don’t know. But given the rest of this thread, I’m not about to find out, and will NOT be copying that link.
How would friars know about such things?! :dubious:
From the SDMB, of course!
Twinks, of course! Wikipedia
When you’re in that monastery with all those other men…
First of all. . . gah!!. . . I will NOT be clicking on any links in this thread. WILL NOT. But now you have me curious. Gah, I say!
Then. . . waiting for you to finish the sentence. . .is it like, once upon a time. . . where the story follows. . . the fairy-tale-like story? Just in case the answer is yes, I like happy endings where everyone goes away happy. . . including me. Go ahead.
Ugh everyone just go to bearforest.com. There won’t be any dangly parts, just three racy photos in the corner. Just don’t do it if you’re at work… (That was for you, H&R.)
chaoticbear, that was disgusting. . . and I didn’t look at it more than 5 seconds. If I can’t sleep tonight. . . . I can’t think of any apt punishment. Everything seems too good right now. Gah! No more listening to bears! Ever! :mad:
Back when I was doing research for a story being written right here on the SDMB(A British navy story) I googled the combo of “flogging discipline navy”. This was because one of the characters in the story was to be flogged as punishment, for having not obeyed orders to fire on another vessel. I wanted the scene to be authentic.
Let me tell you, the hits I came up with were veeeerrrrry interesting! And I did find the info I was looking for. Interestingly enough, it came from a straightforward historical article on a website devoted to selling, um, whips and other mild binding equipment. Pricey stuff too.
AWWWW… Roo you mean if I tell you that dirtybearsinthewoodsdotcom is really all about teddy bears that need a bath you wouldn’t believe me? 
So, tell us, did you max out the credit card? 
Didja find it?
Ah, I see. Sorry it didn’t work out.
Sure you weren’t… and The Dukes Of Hazard is a Shakespearean play about French royalty.
No, I never did find it. A search for “swamp” in Georgia and scrolling through two pages of everyone in GA revealed nothing and so I gave up. I live in a state where we all fit on a couple of pages so I hadn’t expected it to take so long.
Also, it’s OK. It needed to happen a long time ago, but he’s clingy and I’m passive and respect other peoples’ feelings.
I thought of you when I wrote that.
But you see, with you, it would be so easy. I’d check out who wrote the link and know. . . no clicky linky. Easy peasy.
But I didn’t really know this chaotica fellow, so I thought he might actually not have evil on his mind. Of course, that was partly my fault. Trusting anyone who would surf pron in a Waffle House can’t be the best source. . .for anything! :smack:
I’ll know better next time. No trusting the bears!