Let me use this opportunity to complain about the MVP last year. Most people pointed to the fact that Tiki came out of the game on the goal line, which meant he was less valuable than Alexander. But Tiki is not only one of the better pass catching backs in the league, he’s also one of the the better pass blocking backs in the league. During Superbowl week all I kept hearing about was how Alexander was a liability in the passing game; not the greatest (though not terrible) hands, but completely incompetent in pass blocking, meaning that he was virtually never on the field on any 3rd down longer than 2 yards. That’s the more valuable player? Give me a friggin’ break. Anyway…
Okay, this is as if I’m the GM. I don’t predict Ernie Accorsi’s roster moves well at all; in fact I’ve never once predicted a move correctly. But I’ll mix in some thoughts on what I think they’ll do.
Because I’m me, I’ll be tackling this differently than the format you guys have been using.
Salary Cap
We’re $3 million under the cap, and one of the main franchises that is balking at the increased revenue sharing. For good reason, IMO, as I don’t see the logic behind the small franchises’ demands. They say that the bigger market teams get more money from their local media contracts, which they do. They then say – and this is insane from my point of view – that they want the numbers that determine the cap to include those local media deals. They then say that because the new cap will include those monies, said monies should be shared. What the fuck?
How about instead of all this ridiculous idiocy that the big market teams are guaranteed to balk at, you actually address the competitive imbalance by instituting a coaches salary cap? You don’t deserve money from the local contracts outside of your market, but you are correct in that those local deals should NOT provide a competitive advantage, which they currently do by allowing big market teams to spend truckloads of money on the best coaches. The whole thing is a clusterfuck with an obvious solution that I’ve not seen mentioned anywhere except by Cris Collinsworth on Inside the NFL in the middle of last season. (Or was it the season before?)
Anyway, back to the Giants, we were $10 million under the cap at this point last year with no first round pick to suck up at least a million, so we won’t be able to make a big splash in free agency. Not a big deal, as all the free agents we picked up last year are here to stay and quite productive. Good job Ernie, you stoopid imgrate. (Giants.com inside joke.)
Free Agency
Since we cannot pick up big-time impact players this year, I think we should spend free agency picking up a little depth and then wait for the draft.
The Giants are traditionally enamored of opposing (backup) quarterbacks that beat us; Tim Hasselback, Kurt Kittner, Kurt Warner, etc… We currently have zero depth at QB behind Eli, which I suspect is by design: with nobody good enough to mount a QB controversy with Eli, it takes the pressure off the young franchise QB. So who should we get? Jeff Garcia. He orchestrated one of the biggest Giants losses in history. He is an experienced veteran, which we don’t have and which we desperately need, IMO. (Eli has more experience than both other QBs on the roster combined.) He lost his starting job last year in a fight with Joey Harrington. So he’s experienced, cheap, and was once good. That’s what you want in a backup QB.
I would also like to pick up Pete Hunter, but that’s another one of those guys that I like but nobody else does. (See also: Josh Evans and Pete Kendall. I don’t want them, but I alone like them.) Anyway, more on the cornerbacks later.
Also, we need a solid veteran backup DT and safety.
Trades
I never have any idea, but I’m fairly sure that we won’t do any trading of our draft picks. Ernie’s been aggressive in recent years, trading up in the first round twice: once for Eli and once for Shockey. Both of which were good acquisitions, but only having four picks in last year’s draft must have left an awful taste in the front office’s mouth. And with no players looking like good trade-bait, I think we should and will just stand pat.
Offensive Depth
Every single starter on offense – including Toomer – is fine. They should start the exact same team they started last season, and they’ll continue to be a top 5 offense. But some areas of depth could be addressed.
As I already said, we need a veteran QB who isn’t good enough to challenge Eli, and Garcia fits that bill.
Keep the fragile Jamaar Taylor and cut loose the even more fragile Tim Carter. Taylor is younger, taller, and cheaper. Case closed. We have a habit of carrying as many wide receivers as offensive linemen; I’d love to see that trend change.
Shiancoe is a question mark as to whether he’ll re-sign, but I think he should and will.
Brandon Jacobs needs to learn how to pass block. I like him as a feature back, and hopefully he’ll feel motivated to learn how to block in the near future. My fantasy team be damned, I want Jacobs to get 100 carries this season. I guess if we want to keep carrying four backs, Derrick Ward is plenty good enough, but goddammit bump Jacobs up ahead of him on the depth chart. He’s 6’4" 265 pounds! Fucking learn to block! (Ward is a much better pass blocker than Jacobs, and Tiki is better still.)
We cut Jason Whittle just recently; apparently he was a Wellington Mara favorite, who is reported to have said he would be disappointed if Whittle was cut. With the Duke out of the picture, so is Jason. So we need another backup. Which leads me to wonder aloud about Coughlin’s philosophy regarding OL depth. All last season we had EIGHT offensive linemen on the roster, and never dressed more than SEVEN. WTF? We lost three guys in one game, but since the coaches were frantically trying to teach a DL how to block on the sideline, the third guy injured was forced to stay in after we were forced to call a timeout to deal with his broken nose. I’m thinking we should pick up two guys to replace Whittle, but that’s just me and my crazy ideas.
Special Teams
Chad Morton looks like he’ll re-sign, which is fantastic. I’ve always felt that the #3 RB was the ideal guy to do kickoff and punt returns, because it takes care of three roster needs with one roster position. Morton is worth his weight in gold by providing just this service.
David Tyree is a phenom on 'teams coverage, and plenty good enough to fill the dregs of the WR slots. (#4 or #5.) He will be re-signed shortly. Willie Ponder is gone, which is funny because he was still a top 3 return man in the league several weeks after he’d been benched. Special teams is a refreshingly strong point for the Giants these days.
Rumor has it that Jeff Feagles won’t retire. It could have something to do with the $1,000 call girls I keep sending to his house every week.
Jay Feeley had his one awful game last season, which ended up not mattering. He was perfect when it counted, not missing a single kick in the playoffs. ::sigh::
Defense
DL: All four defensive ends are solid. Keep Strahan, Umenyiora, Tuck (who is a beast) and Moore, and I’ll be a happy guy. The interior of the line is in flux. We cut Robbins, but the big worry is that Clancy – who was a stud for us when paired with Joseph – is balking in contract negotiations. Straighten that out and keep him. After that, pick up two defensive tackles; one on the first day of the draft, and one in free agency. I have no idea who.
LB: We must have gone through 100 linebackers last year. (Roman Phifer? Alonzo Jackson?! Fuck.) Pierce is coming back, as are Emmons and Torbor to round out a solid three starters. Chase Blackburn is a solid backup to Pierce. Greisen is going to be another Troy Brown, allowed to test free agency and then come back when nobody wants to start him. He can back up all three positions. Actually, all our linebackers are pretty good at all three positions, which is nice. We already cut Green, thank god, so we only really need one warm body. Spend a second day pick on an OLB and we’re set.
CB: Ugh. It would be nice if Peterson didn’t suffer a broken back two years in a row, but it’s time to face the fact that it’s career-ending. So we have to re-sign Allen, promote Webster to a starting role, hold onto Deloatch and pick up another CB on the first day of the draft. I’d love to see us bring in Pete Hunter to compete with Frank Walker for the final cornerback spot.
Safeties: Oddly, most of our safeties play either side pretty much equally well. Shaun Williams will be gone, as will Brent Alexander, so we need a safety on day 1 of the draft. Butler is a backup, although Gibril Wilson continues to be pretty good.
Draft
On day one, we need a safety, a defensive tackle, and a cornerback. On day two, we need a linebacker, an offensive lineman, and a receiver to compete with Taylor; ideally another Tyree type.