Nag, nag, nag. Y’all are as bad as VWife.
Cottonfield County is one of the top ten poorest in North Carliner, and I’m not bragging when I claim my high five figure salary makes me wealthy where I live. I wish I could keep some of what I bring home, but that’s a rant for another day.
Yesterday afternoon, SWMBO sent me off to the Cottonfield County Shopping Mall (AKA Dollar General) to fetch a can of spray starch for her current sewing project. I got in line behind one family that I know by face, and another one was behind me.
The family behind me was typical for the working poor in the county. There were four of them, Mom, Dad, a duaghter who was 8-9ish, and a son that was 6 or 7. The boy had a container of powdered lemonade mix. He spotted the son of the family in front, and they started talking like old friends. They probably were, because there’s only 3 elementary schools in the district…
The kid behind announced that he was getting the lemonade mix, because he was going to open a lemonade stand when he got home so he could get some money. Dad sort of rolled his eyes and said, “I don’t know where he came up with that. We live in the middle of nowhere.” Yeah, most of the county is in the middle of nowhere, so I fell for ya, dude.
Heart-hearted bastard that I am, I got a little idea in my head, and pulled an extra one out of my wallet. A different register opened, and the family behind went there, while I checked out on mine. My total came to $3.23, and I had a five. Figuring a second grader would be more impressed with a number of coins over a single bill, I pocketed the one.
They started out the door, and I said, “Hey buddy, c’mere.” I handed him the change and said, “You just made your first sale.” He went :eek:, and Dad said “Thank you” very quietly.
It made my day…