A real Walmart Information Services internal memo via www.fuckedcompany.com
Boy, you would expect that they would only get the cream of the employee crop with their high wages and generous benefit packages.
What?
No, I’m not saying that ALL Wal-Mart employees, or all lower wage employees are disgusting pigs. Generally, however, you get what you pay for
That’s the spirit that made Wal-Mart great.
The saddest part of the story is that the “gift” left on top of the toilet was probably the only thing in the entire store made in America…
Heh. I’ve heard so many stories from friends about Presents being left on floors/walls that they don’t even phase me anymore.
Thankfully, I’ve never been the one to find any of said Presents.
I thought high schoolers were immature, but that’s simply fucking crappy. Really. I cannot comprehend anything so goddamned stupid taking place anywhere other than a pre-school or a home for the developmentally disabled.
Some might argue that sums up Wally World pretty well.
The great thing is, it wasn’t a bunch of lowlife customers at a Wal-Mart store in Fetid Armpit, Oklahoma. It was evidently at their corporate headquarters!
But it was probably made from Mexican parts. . .er. . .food.
And probably by illegal mexican immigrants.
A note to mexicans: I am mexican. I know not all latino immigrants are illegal or mexican. I am proud to be a mexican, in spite of our image internationaly.
And where is lieu?
Just more proof that people can be disgusting. I feel sorry for the custodians who have to deal with not only the mess but with the people who think it’s okay to treat them disrespectfully, especially while they are doing a job most of us would not dream of performing for any amount of money.
Isn’t their Corporate in Arkansas? I can’t believe people from Arkansas haven’t seen just a whole bunch of shit on toilet lids before.
Yes, that’s a Texan talking. 
Heh… want to read a really funny story about some other phantom shitter, read this story!
Looks like someone missed a memo.
I like the part where it’s ‘effecting’ the other employees. You know, it might be ‘affecting’ them, too. She also fails to mention whether this also ‘effected’ the women’s restrooms.
This is just so darn funny… really. This is exactly the kind of story that makes me guffaw like a donkey, HEE-HAW!
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Rather sad how people behave these days. Just how funny it this kind of thing to the pranksters anyway? Are they truly thatstupid? I would love for one of these jerks to get caught. Let’s see how funny it is when they lose their job or something even worse.
Huh. Huh, huh. Huh, huh,huh.
He said ‘peers’.
Huh,huh. Huh. Huh, huh.
I work at Wal-Mart. Our employee bathroom is OK, cleanliness-wise, even though the taps are stupid (separate faucets for hot and cold water? WTF? So I can either boil my hands off or freeze them off?), but the customer bathroom… ugh. I won’t even go in there. It’s nasty. I don’t even know how people manage to get poop in some of the places I’ve seen it.
Wal-Mart announcement over PA: “Wal-Mart has one of the biggest ‘Buy Canadian’ programs, blah de blah…”
rinni: “Really? Hmm… checks tag on Wal-Mart smock Oh, cool, MADE IN INDONESIA.”
Oh well, it’s money…
Dang, you beat me! 