"Soon we will be together, writhing profitably on a bed of non-seasonal vegetables in equine bliss. With this vision I see no reason why the operation to remove a 2.2kg uneviscerated turket carcass from my pericardium should fail. "
"Ever so slightly, you remind me of a staircase falling exotically into a sea of spilled macaroni. "
[ul]Your intelligence is equal to the smoothness of a walnut shell.[/ul]
[ul]…:rolleyes: [sup]more like unreal[/sup][/ul]
Your eyebrows are as verdantly forrested as the seeded woodworms of my most sombre dreams.
I really like hillbilly queen’s response.
Very odd indeed.
My new favorite:
May you be always find naked women to throw tiny pickels at you and coo in oblivious delight at your witty, urbane opener of foreign post and packages.
HELL, YEAH!!
Entranced by the bitter harmony of your lips, I gaze beyond reason to find the oasis of your ruptured soul.
Yeah. Sounds 'bout right.
Colin
*I love your eyes, but only with ketchup. *
Maybe you’d care to sample them with Grey Poupon?
“I find your eye sockets to be a wondrous amusement park filled with neo-plastic pleasures and oncogenic delights”.
- Ooo… you cute little charmer, you. batting eyelashes * blush
Well, I tried again and got even weirder ones this time:
What does this mean?
ooookay…You know, I’m not sure, but I think this is insulting. It’s hard to tell.
Well, that is true!
The hair in my mouth tickles your Pulsating Hypothalmus? Ewww
And keep your damn “Terrestrial erecter set” away from me, ya perv?
If I was a girl, I think I’d be a little peeved at this one.
Well, thanks. I … huh?
Yours too.
Madame, ist thou donning space underwear? For thine ass doth lie beyond the physical boundaries of this world!
(And to think its drooped a bit since the baby!)
There used to be a surrealist insult generator. The one I remember: “You illegitimate child of a nihilistic accountant!”
A surrealist insult generator? Hmm… why does that make me want to go look it up?
On my mosrt recent visit, I got:
A goddess of broken peace… that’s me!
I think that’s mildly insulting, to say the least!
Hmm… okay…
Here’s one:
So what exactly is that supposed to say about my voice?
I’m more than a little worried.
I mean telephone chickens are one thing, but germinating fundelberries can be darned hard to cure, lye or not.
And why did I get so many parentheses, hmmmm?
Well, ok then.
“You have reached the height of your depravity.”
Damn. Looks like I might as well stop downloading all that usnet porn now. sigh
And your nutsack shelters me from the rain… :rolleyes:
Ahhh, those were the days…
I managed to freak out my friend yesterday with this one:
He claims that since there were at least six words in it that he didn’t understand, I must have composed it myself. Not true at all, my dear! I don’t even understand all of it myself, so how could it be that I would make something up with words that I don’t even know the proper usage of? :rolleyes: