manhattan isn’t a moderator, idiot. Although that’s the closest you’ve been to correct so far, since he used to be one. There’s a clear list of who the moderators are on the site, you know.
Ooh, ooh, I just thought of another one: because milroyj needed a suitable companion. 
I swear, I’m going to wet myself before this is over.
I know the answer. From this thread http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=4937235
John Kerry’s initials are all in lower case–jfk – because, because 
Airman Doors, my dumpling! What a delightful simulpost!
We have to stop meeting like this; MsRobyn will get suspicious.
The last time I looked at this thread Manhattan was the last poster. I though “Oh! She got banned.” then I remembered. Things just aren’t the same without our dear old Banhattan around, are they?
. . . please tell us before you are banned, Sally
You are one of my heroes … guess you don’t want to be a MOD?
You were not “warned for using his initials”. Don’t be disingenous. You were warned for trolling, i.e. jumping into yet another thread for the purposes of stirring up shit to focus yet more attention on yourself. Your pointed, and gratuitious, reference to having a Pit thread devoted to you was sufficiently clear, especially given your crapping all over the board for the last few days. My e-mail is flooded with Dopers fed up with your jerkishness.
This is a large community and we don’t appreciate people who relentlessly insert themselves into discussions, clamoring for attention, even if the atttention is negative. It’s rude, annoying and selfish. And yeah, stupid.
And if you could wrench your attention away from yourself for a moment, take an actual look at the closing of the Pit thread about you. It was closed at the specific request of the OP.
No wonder it’s taking so long.
TVeblen
No fair! As over-the-top as December was, at least he wasn’t a moron. I kind of miss him, actually. He made us moderates seem much more reasonable to the dems. 
manhattan hasn’t been a mod for some time now. I wonder how someone new to the internet and this message board would be confused on that point.
Because… because…
[thinking furiously]
Damn you, Early Out! Now I can’t stop working on new ones.
GOT IT!
Because she misunderstood the phrase:
“And the band played on.”
Were I a Mod you would have been gone hours ago. Thank God that I’m not, because the actual Mods have been lenient enough to provide you with a full day of entertainment.
Actually, she made the same mistake in another thread, though I can’t for the life of me find it. I think the “SDSAB” may be confusing her.
Hey, I did point out she was the only candidate.
He uses the name John Forbes Kerry, but interestingly enough, his paternal grandfather was born Fritz Kohn. He and his wife Ida immigrated to the US in 1905 from Austria-Hungary where they were German-speaking Jews. ;j They took on the Americanized “Kerry” and raised the children in the Catholic Church.
So what do I win, a bozo button? :dubious:
What a little shit you are. Anyone can go read the other thread. You were going to ban me for using the initials of John Kerry which were not in caps. You said I was referring to John F. Kennedy … fess up!
**The Grapist ** with a new shtick?
If that doesn’t do it, nothing will.
Shouldn’t you be surfing the web for PS2 cheat codes or something?
That should do it.
Ok, using John Kerry’s initials in lower case results in a banning … JFC!