Want to know what hell is?

Hell is a place of darkness. So dark you will not even see your hand in front of your face.

Hell is a place of pain and sorrow. Have you ever heard someone wailing at a funeral, or been the one wailing yourself? If you are not the one wailing, you will hear it all around you non-stop…all the time.

But most and scariest of all, Hell is a place of MEMORY. You will REMEMBER every moment, every chance you had to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior. Do NOT let another moment pass with out knowing Him.
Do NOT live in darkness no more.

Peace and Love, Amen.


Revelation 21:4 He will wipe every tear from thier eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things have passed away. †

I used to go to a bar like that. But they remodeled, and now it’s all bright and stuff, with a big mirror and “friendly, happy” bartenders.

Stupid Yuppies. We need a recession.


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Hell is being stuck in a belief system that depends on faith. Where you project your own uncertainty on others and think that by “convincing them” you will be more sure in your belief, a belief that you can never prove and is inconsistent with reality.

It is like a codependent wife who continually tries to convince her freinds that her husband is not beating her - yet her eyes are black and blue.

Only Christianity has the need to prostheltize to the degree it does. Good luck in convincing yourselves, maybe you’ll sleep beter - maybe you’ll escape your own hell.

Just for all those who are wondering, we plan to have hot dogs and marshmallows available upon arrival. Make your reservations now, before it gets all full up.

Whose job was it to bring folding chairs?


Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

“We are here! You are saved!” --R. & F.

Excuse me.

Just how the fuck do you know what hell is like?

Sorry, I forgot. You have a direct pipeline to God. He reveals all to you.

Aren’t you special?
Go away.

So I guess I better bring a flashlight, and some tylenol.

I wouldn’t mind hearing wailing. As long as it is Janis Joplin doing the wailing. :wink:


“Teaching without words and work without doing are understood by very few.”
-Tao Te Ching

Just where is Satan when you need him anyway? I am sure he could clear this up. Is it wailing or whaling? And if it is so dark, how the hell do we find the bathroom. Are the fire exits clearly marked? Will it be standing room only after midnight?

Kvallulf: There ISN’T a bathroom!

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Well, that is just downright wrong! Is it not against the law to have a public building without a bathroom? Are they going to give us a five minute warning? You know, “smoke em if ya got em, and you better go now, cause there ain’t no bathrooms” kind of warning?

You guys may be joking about hell now, but you will be in for a big suprise. For those of you who claim to know scripture so well, you know how it describes Hell. In case you forgot, please go to http://www.geocities.com/Petsburgh/Park/3368/heavenandhell.html

God bless!

Victoria Rose


There is a reason for everything, no matter what happens to us.

Oh, excuse me! I forgot that joking around and having a good time are verboten. Lighten up, you may actually enjoy life more.

Actually, I do joke around all the time! I love life! I have a great time living! However, there are just some things that one doesn’t joke about, and heaven, hell, and Jesus aren’t them.

If you’re trying to get me really upset and say something that goes against my beliefs, it won’t work. I’m a fairly mellow person, and it really takes a lot to get me upset (like 13 pages of Christian bashing), but enough said about that.

Hell is a place of eternal torment, although no one is in hell right now. (See the Bible study that I had given the url for). Any souls that will be in hell are currently in Hades, which is a “holding tank” of sorts until the Day of Judgement. After that, as scripture tells us (I’ll let you look it up. It’s in the book of Revelation) that after Satan is thrown into the lake of fire (i.e. Hell), then all the unsaved souls, those who did not accept Jesus Christ into their hearts as their personal Lord and Savior (and as a result, lived according to His word) will be thrown into the lake of fire as well.

Someone mentioned that they don’t NEED anyone praying for them. That’s wrong. We all need people praying for us as much as possible. So, with all this said, I will be praying for each and every one of you.

God bless!

Victoria Rose


There is a reason for everything, no matter what happens to us.

Ok, that website didn’t describe hell very well. Most of it was the story of Lot&Co.

Come on, Scare us into submission!

I thought Satan was already in Hell. Isn’t Hade’s where Pluto lives? How come there is a “holding tank” for hell, yet not one for heaven or did I read that wrong? I heard Satan is in a lake of Ice not fire.

I’m trying to decide whether Mrs. Rose is ignorant of double negatives or Freudian slips. My guess is both :slight_smile:

Great catch, Giant Squid. I missed it the first time through.

Heh. So I guess it’s okay to say, “Jesus saves – but Gretzky gets the rebound! He shoots, he scores!”

you know…Satan isn’t in charge of Hell either…he’s suffering with the rest of those who rejected Christ as the ONLY WAY…

Good job Roxy!!!

I know what Hell’s like - I’ve been there. I spent several hours at the LBBB (could you pronounce that ‘lubbers’?)reading the message board. If that’s not Hell, I don’t know what IS!

I took a bath and I still don’t feel clean - I think I need to scrub my brain.

No, wait, then I’d be brainwashed - just what they want! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!


Carpe diem - Seize the day
Carpe noctem - Seize the night
Carpe cerevisi - Seize the beer