You can lead a fool to knowledge, but you can’t make him think.
“You win some, you lose some”
If you cheat, you win more often.
“Don’t let the door hit you on the way out”
In fact, why don’t you just jump out the window, just to be safe.
“Grow up”
You can start by paying off my mortgage.
Bite the bullet”
But never the schlong. Really, not even a nip.
“Have a nice day”
and a really miserable eternity.
“Old as dirt”
but no where near as fertile.
“One day my ship will come in”
and Homeland Security will decide that this is the ship that needs to be fully inspected and will take so long doing it, everything will have rotted.
“You’re crusin for a brusin”
I’d get the brakes fixed if I were you.
"Don’t let the door hit you on the way out"
… But if it does, try filing a restraining order.
"Grow up"
… unless, of course, you are a Toys “R” Us Kid.
"Bite the bullet"
… It’s crunchy on the outside, with an explosive flavor!
“Keep your eye on it”
… but try to avoid the pointy part.
"One day my ship will come in"
The aliens promised to take me to their comet if I’ll just drink the Kool-Aid. Marshall Applewhite said so.
"Take it like a man"
… Without even asking if anyone else wants the last piece.
"You’re crusin for a brusin"
WOOO HOOO! Oh, wait. I thought you said, “Boozing.”
You may want to check out this web site. They play with many sayings.
One of my favs
Quiters never win and winners never quit.
But those who never win and never quit are idiots.