I ran into this on Snope’s http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/petition/joesrant.htm I thought it was germain to the flame war…err, genteel discussion.
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I was wondering what could cause a war between the US and Canada.
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Bryan Adams
Pamela Anderson
Jim Carey
Michael J. Fox
William Shatner
Celine Dion
I think it’s clear who started the hostilities.
Zed or Zee… will the war ever end?? By the way I am all for ZED!!! Even in Men In Black they recognized this.
ZED ZED ZED ZED ZED ZED ZED ZED ZED ZED ZED ZED ZED ZED ZED
have you ever noticed if you say something too much it loses meaning??
um…excuse me…please direct me to the province in which you live…
As a Calgary resident, I say NO WAY!! Not with all of those militia types in Idaho!
If it’s one-on-one, I’ll take Sandpoint, ID resident Ben Stein. Then you’ll have to win MY money.
Sweetie, thats ALL the provinces. Why do you think the Canadians seem so content?
When I was sixteen, I got into a fight with a lifelong friend who had moved to Canada in grade school and become a citizen. He was visiting for the summer and decided to make time with my girl friend.
He proceded to whip my ass big time, war over…defeat conceded.
He went home, I married her.
Fade out… 30 years later, He and I are still friends, She and I are divorced. It’s not worth it, Just give 'em the country, they’ll be sorry.
wait, wait, wait…
is this supposed to be a King Can of beer, or a regular can?..I’m in Quebec…
we usually drink beer from a bottle…what girth are we talking then?..
Kellibelli…are you sure it’s ALL provinces?
Didn’t we blow up the White House once? I seem to recall it being mentioned in social class…
[hijack]I just wanted to say Hey vd and welcome to the boards. As a Calgary resident as well I have to agree with you on that. No way! Though maybe they might send my little brother off to fight (him being in cadets) and he won’t return… hmm has possibilities…[/hijack]
Dylan,
isn’t that why some are called “gross” and some “p’tit”?
Consider the Canuck’s advantages in military leadership.
William Shatner/aka Captain James Tiberius Kirk
Lorne Green/aka Commander Adama of the Battlestar Galactica
Adama was the only Colonial Warrior leader that didn’t fall for the Cylon trap.
And KIRK!!! WELL!!!
The hideous , Canuck/aliens would blast our cities to ashes with their Death Rays, and decend upons us to suck out our brains & eyeballs!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!
And now that Microsoft is being broken up, we can’t hack into their computers & shut down their force-fields!
The moral—FIRST STRIKE NOOOOWWWWWW!!! AAATTTTTAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK!!!
Planning for the Canadian invasion of the US will take place here: Stubblejumper Doper-fest in Weyburn!. Spies from the other side of the border are welcome, but will be interrogated mercilessly. (Especially any Mata Hari types. ;))
Yup…we’re polite because we’re just too exhuasted from marathon sex sessions.
PS…Real Canadians use toques for condoms.
I hear the Canadian government is mailing a free beer to each citizen. You Canadians better go wait by your mailboxes, you don’t want it to get skunky. Or worse, stolen.
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OK, now that the Canadians are gone, you Americans should stop worrying about Canada. Our plans to get them to attack themselves by funding the Quebec separatists is going according to plan. Nice and non-violent (for us at least). Quit taunting them, so they don’t get suspicious, and blame us.