This morning I forced myself out of bed to face another exciting day at the office. Up, showered, moisturized and ready to dress, I headed back into the bedroom where Snoring Beauty still let me know his status was not one I should disturb. Therefore I elected to dress in the dim light of morning. It didn’t matter, I already knew exactly what I planned to wear and where all the pieces of my gear could be found.
A bit of interesting information: I have recently lost some weight. As we all know, this is a good thing. I am still overweight, but less than I was. As a result, some of my wardrobe fits loosely. I haven’t had the time or the inclination to go shopping in the muck and slush of late winter. So be it. I now have a few pairs of trousers that can be pulled up or down without undoing the fly. They weren’t designed to be that way but it sure makes for faster dressing.
Okay then. Panties on. Bra on. Socks? Check. Pants? Check. Top and Jacket? Check, check. Lastly, the necklace. Check. Back to the lighted bathroom to take the cell phone off the charger and put it in my pocket.
Except that I can find the pocket. Whaa?? Did I grab my pocketless blue pants instead of the black ones I was trying for back there in the gloom of the bedroom. Nope. These look black. So then what??
I’ve got my pants on backwards. :smack: