My wife says she could feel the waves of disdain emanating from me when we saw the trailer. My face was frozen in a rictus of pain for some time after the torment ended.
Another bad movie warning: I’ve heard that their thinking of making a movie based on Chuck Barris’ (The Gong Show) “autobiography”!!!
Kangaroo Jack I have to agree looks like the worst friggin movie idea ever made. (and its produced by jerry bruckheimer - what was he thinking)
Plot: A kangaroo steals drug money from two morons in Australia. Morons chase kangaroo. Kangaroo wears some sort of compton or chicago wind breaker, talks, and basically outwits them.
Wow…
The worst movie I actually SAW was Kurt Russel in “Soldier”…gawd awefull terrible flick. He looked good and buff…but movie was tripe.
D.
On second thought…it could be like a Pauly Shore movie… you know…it costs 4 million to make and makes 9 at the box office…
Still a 100% return on investment… can’t laugh at that.
D.
Well, you certainly can’t laugh at Pauly.
A little science in the hands of a Hollywood script writer can be a horrible horrible thing.
The molten core of the Earth does in fact spin, which generates the geomagnetic field. (I’m sure some geologist or physicist on the SDMB will correct my oversimplification.) It’s possible that the magnetic field is about to reverse itself (which it’s apparently done many times in the past).
This sounds like one of those moronic movies that take an interesting scientific premise and then waste it with cliches and mindless action. (See the aforementioned Armageddon, and I would add The Matrix.) I watch these movies, and I think, “Why didn’t they just have a real science fiction writer do this script?”
I’ve heard good stuff about that one. He has lived a pretty interesting life and it has some actors I like in it, like Sam Rockwell and Julia Roberts. I’ll be going to see that one though I wouldn’t go see any of these other movies mentioned unless someone paid me a hundred dollars per minute of movie.
Already filmed; Confessions of a Dangerous Mind is slated for a January 17 release in the US. George Clooney’s directorial debut.
Here’s what I find funny: there’s going to be a limited US release on December 31. Why? The only reason I can think of is to make it eligible for next year’s Oscar consideration. Think about that.
Hey! I liked The Hot Chick !
Although, admittedly, the little lecturettes on “love” were a wee bit … um … schmaltzy. … And the way Jessica got exonnerated at the end seemed like one of the producers stepped in at the last minute and said, “Oh yeah, we need to tie up that plot hole, don’t we?”
… but overall, it was a pretty darn good movie. Not quite Shallow Hal good, to be sure – but then again, a movie would have to be fantastically great to approach the majesty and grandeur that is Shallow Hal.
According to the trailer on www.rottentomatoes.com, The Core was supposed to have been released this fall. According to IMDB, it will be released next March. Spring and fall are not the times one normally releases an FX-filled blockbuster. Paramount’s admitting the film is crap, but they spent so much on it, they HAVE to release it to cut their losses.
I guess that explains why I’ve seen a little cardboard cutout display advertising it in the local theatre since this summer.
Ooh, ooh, you forgot the best part… the kangaroo can rap.
[Comic Book Guy] Worst. Premise. Ever. [/Comic Book Guy]
Aw, quit pickin’ on Kangaroo Jack. My 8-year-old son thought it looked like a riot, so it looks like I’m gonna have to sit through it. And at least the Kangaroo wasn’t rapping about slicin’ da bitch…
I started a thread a while ago about how the trailer made my brain explode. I saw the new trailer when i saw Nemisis. In San Francisco, so we all booed when the scenes of the Golden Gate getting destroyed showed up. But the DJ Squalls said he needed Star Trek tapes, so we all cheered. Then went right back to booing and mocking.
I still treasure my theater beverage cup emblazoned with the logo from Titanic: Summer 1997!
Anyone caught the promo for “Drum Line?” This could be the worst movie ever.
Sounds also like there’s a taste of Ken Follett’s The Hammer of Eden in The Core…
Phew, is that book ever bad.
Ok…(think think think) From what I hear, Sam Rockwell, one of our best young actors, is quite good in it. If he’s good enough for Oscar consideration, why deprive him of a crack at it?
I don’t know why some of you are so sure that Confessions of a Dangerous Mind will be a stinker. It sounds to me like it could be a lot of very goofy fun. Clooney was very passionate about the project, and anyone who’s seen both The Green Mile and Galaxy Quest knows how amazing Sam Rockwell is. I’m there, opening day!
Hey, I liked that movie. Of course, I haven’t seen it in about 15 years. I remember liking the music…
Anyway, The Core promises to be the Armageddon of 2003. I will be reviewing it on my website… if I can stand it.
The core stops spinning. yeesh.