They end the movie taking out the sniper and matching down the road singing the Mickey Mouse song.
Would this be Full Metal Jacket? I remember the sniper but not the Mickey Mouse song.
The client scores, they surive and prospects realize the value of “fewer clients, more personal attention.”
Jerry Maguire
No-one got this yet?? It’s an old black and white film and involves some people trying to cross a desert.
I still haven’t seen a reply to this. If you want a hint, think “beat 'em and burn 'em”.
Originally posted by gdnp
After watching everyone else get killed and then hiding out in the attic overnight, he is mistakenly shot and killed by the sherrif’s posse just when he thinks the coast is clear.
Would that be Night of the Living Dead?
Mid-movie spoiler: The detective falls in love with a portrait of the dead woman, who turns out not to be dead.
Laura (with Gene Tierney and Dana Andrews)
Mary Astor shoots Clark Gable and he winds up with Jean Harlow.
Red Dust (remade as “Mogambo,” with Gable, Ava Gardner and Grace Kelly)
Claudette Colbert and Joel McCrea BOTH turn out to have twins.
Palm Beach Story! Don’t forget the Weinie King!
The lecturer is actually a male organ
Kentucky Fried Movie (with Bill Bixby?)
Now, here are some spoilers of my own.
BOOKS…BOOKS…BOOKS…BOOKS…BOOKS…BOOKS
Cousin Marek is really a god. Esther is really a witch. Bear eats a message and gets set free.
George finally gets his comeuppance.
Lily doesn’t marry Selden. She pays all of her bills and it really does kill her.
Dr. Messinger dies in the Amazon River. Tony Last reads Dickens to Mr. Todd and eventually dies in South America.
Rose of Sharon gives birth to a corpse. She nurses and saves a dying man.
Abel Magwitch is the sponsor! Abel gets arrested by the boat police when he returns to England.
Firmin has a few thousand drinks, then gets shot by the Chief of Rostrums.
The pequeninos killed Pipo and Libo as a favor – they thought Pipo and Libo were being honored. They were incorrect.
Carrie becomes famous. Hurstwood becomes dead.
MOVIES…MOVIES…MOVIES…MOVIES…MOVIES…MOVIES
Mike stands in the corner. Heather drops her camera. Her student loan director finds the footage.
After Barbara Stanwyck shows up crying, Gary Cooper doesn’t jump off of the building after all.
Gary Cooper puts up his dukes and knocks Dana Andrews silly. Barbara Stanwyck gets mushy. The professors rejoice.
Carole Lombard gets her skies crossed. Robert Montgomery gets her back. Hitchcock gets embarrassed.
Ethan Embry never does give her that note, but Jennifer Love Hewitt finds it anyway. They smooch in an airport.
Jack Lemmon doesn’t REALLY kill his wife.
Steve McQueen never escapes.
William Holden does.
TV…TV…TV…TV…TV…TV…TV…TV…TV…TV…TV
Sam never leaps home.
Deformed sailor-man eats spinach and beats up this big dude. He wins the heart of a skinny lady.
Funny bunny tricks bald guy with a speech impediment.
Teenager with green slime on her head becomes a big MTV star.
GENERAL…GENERAL…GENERAL…GENERAL…GENERAL
Pro wrestling is scripted.
Orenthal Simpson is guiltier than hell.
O.J. didn’t really send all those e-mails to Jim Rome.
Cecil Adams is the world’s smartest man.
Ed Zotti isn’t named “Cecil.”
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Great thread!
Blair Witch
That really really really awful movie I saw just because I think Ethan Embry is cute.
It was a train station, and it’s Can’t Hardly Wait.
Right sport, wrong year, though you’re close.
Hint: the assistant coach is played by the same guy as the one whose son and wife greet him at the end of Armageddon.
The serial killer turned consultant escaped from jail and is vacationing in the Bahamas.
The child of Bhaal put Jon Irenicus, the Elf Queen’s ex-husband, into Hell, while a group of hooded people on a table think that the Child is getting too strong.
The demon was defeated in the Ten Towns temple of Tempus. He was also narrator of the story, and vowed revenge.
The swordsman killed the murderer of his teacher and returned the sword to the new owner. Meanwhile, the original thief goes to her true love in the Wudang mountains, have him make a wish, and jumped off the bridge.
The winner of the Street Fighting tournament was Joe and Dan.
The orphans defeated the Empress turned ghost, who originally possessed their teacher/warden.
OK, I added some video games here.
Rose of Sharon gave birth to a corpse and nursed a dying man in…
THE GRAPES OF WRATH!
(When we read that book in school, everyone came in with a disgusted look on their face the last day. When the teacher tried to discribe the symbolism etc, no one wanted any part of it, and just said ewwwwww!)
Something about this reeks of “The Silence of the Lambs”.
My own challenge:
He’s an engineering major who goes to work in a British school.
Too Many Secrets.
He goes off to California to be with his former girlfriend, screwing over the professor and to the delight of Sean.
She gives the money to help a male friend out of a jam with the police before a concert.
Too Many Secrets.
Sneakers
*He goes off to California to be with his former girlfriend, screwing over the professor and to the delight of Sean. *
Good Will Hunting
I know this one! Sneakers, with Robert Redford, Sidney Poitier, and a bunch of others. It’s about a microchip that can crack any code in existence. The Russians want it, and they try to get it from Redford. Not a bad movie 
Robin
“The demon was defeated in the Ten Towns temple of Tempus. He was also narrator of the story, and vowed revenge.”
Passage to Dawn (?), by R. A. Salvatore
Here’s another old movie…
Harry Lime is still alive! HE’S the third man.
The Comic Book Guy loses his virginity to Agnes Skinner (and I’m still laughing!).
John Goodman sets the Hotel on fire.
Frances McDormand shoots M. Emmet Walsh.
Harold drives his hearse off a cliff, but he’s not in it.
The feral women kill and eat Sardu.
Many welcomes, Albert! A man (I presume?) with tastes as eclectic as my own. And you’re right—who could forget the Weinie King?
Among the references I caught in your spoilers are “The House of Mirth,” “White Mischief,” “Great Expectations,” “Made for Each Other,” “Meet John Doe,” “Ball of Fire,” “Quantum Leap,” Bugs and Popeye . . . and possibly “Bringing Up Baby” (George gets his comeuppance?).
Ugh. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
Okay, some computer game spoilers:
Our young hero discovers that the murderer of his teacher is his half-brother and that he himself is the child of a god.
The hero succeeds in killing the devil, but in the process becomes possessed.
The devil is killed again, but his brother escapes.
Book spoilers:
He gets rid of the desk, survives the accident, and lives happily ever after whilst selling himself online.
The brave yound Herald sacrifices himself to defeat the evil Karsites. (Okay, this could be any number of books, but still…)
They rescue the children, Edward survives, the probable serial killer gets away, she still can’t choose between the vampire and the werewolf.
**She goes into the picture followed by her husband…
He goes on a shooting spree…
The airplane crashes into the Network building…
He kills a lot of vampires. A LOT. Unfortunately he kills some pseudo-vampires too, and they kill him.
The feral women kill and eat Sardu. **
Rose Madder
Apt Pupil?
Running Man
I Am Legend (a personal favorite)
Bloodsucking Freaks
That would be the absolutely fantastic “Blood Simple”.
Speaking of which…
… one kidnapper is turned into wood chipper tartare by his partner, who is then apprehended by Marge Gunderson (who, in a nice touch unheard of in the movies, has not had a screaming childbirth scene by the time the credits roll).
… the laws of physics are miraculously suspended, and Tim Robbins lives to see another day.