Return of the King (book 3 of “Lord of the Rings”)
Good one!
Let me just say that I enjoyed immensely the skydiving scene in “Point Break.” And that Keanu Reeves dude can act.
Guess the movie:
The TV-watching gardener walks on water, and is being projected as the most favorable Presidential candidate
“It’s his birthday party, the whole thing was an elaborate prank.” The Game
“Teenager with green slime on her head becomes a big MTV star.” You Can’t Do That On Television
“He cuts off his own hand to get away after feeding brains to the prick FBI agent. (“Smells delicious!”)” Hannibal (the movie)
“The TV-watching gardener walks on water, and is being projected as the most favorable Presidential candidate” Being There (?)
The man he saw killed in the airport was himself.
His wife checks his blood type and his daughter shoots him; he kills the terrorist with a harpoon gun.
He travels back home, but he still didn’t say the words right.
He tries to travel back home, but goes too far and is alone.
The ship works exactly as planned, but no one believes it.
The alien device turns the sky blue and saves him and the brunette at the last minute.
She wins the money gambling, but her boyfriend already got it back from the bum.
Mr. Glass did it all.
Everyone dies except the idiot savant, who escapes into the white light.
Please forgive me for reposting any that were posted before.
Fellow POW in charge of security involving escape attempts is actually a German mole.
**He travels back home, but he still didn’t say the words right. **
Army of Darkness
Everyone dies except the idiot savant, who escapes into the white light.
The Cube?
Fellow POW in charge of security involving escape attempts is actually a German mole.
Stalag 17
**The alien device turns the sky blue and saves him and the brunette at the last minute. **
Total Recall (I think - the one with Ah-nold on Mars)
The dog, tied to the car bumper, gets forgotten. 
Being There
Yes! That’s it!
National Lampoon’s Vacation
Here’s a 1992 movie:
Mr. X isn’t really Josef Locke. Micky O’Neill tries to find Josef Locke, and eventually finds him – he looks like Ned Beatty. Josef sings and gets away from the police.
12 Monkeys?
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Army of Darkness
Run Lola Run
Unbreakable
BOOYA!
12 Monkeys
Face/Off
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Total Recall
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Unbreakable
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He kills himself instead of getting it on with his sister, and then everything’s back to normal.
It’s the new girl. She didn’t really take the drug. He crushes her behind the bleachers.
His girlfriend finds out he was making porno movies, but she decides to stay with him in Los Angeles anyway.
He kills himself instead of getting it on with his sister, and then everything’s back to normal.
The Devil’s Advocate
His girlfriend finds out he was making porno movies, but she decides to stay with him in Los Angeles anyway.
Orgazmo
Primo and Secondo cook the best meal ever. Louis Prima never shows up. The brothers fight on a beach, then make up.
Ever After is a sad remake of Cinderella, with stars just tossing off lines like they are reading a teleprompter.
Here’s another one for y’all:
They make love, she dies, he actually lives and he would do it all over again, given the choice.
He manages NOT to get arrested for major Drug abuse. He still doesn’t have a story though.
This wouldn’t be “Autumn in New York”, would it?
“She’s my daughter AND my sister!”