Chinatown…or maybe Fatal Instinct.
Here’s a book spoiler:
Lucy Honeychurch finally realizes that she loves him.
Yup, it was from Chinatown.
BTW - the campus Film Society will be showing Chinatown in a few weeks and is currently running the trailer. Right after Jack Nickleson slaps Faye Dunaway and yells, “I want the truth,” the audience has taken to yelling back, “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!”
How I Love CWRU Film Society!
Patty
Primo and Secondo cook the best meal ever. Louis Prima never shows up. The brothers fight on a beach, then make up.
“Big Night.” Stanley Tucci, Tony Shaloub, Minnie Driver, etc. Not all that recent – 1996.
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Ahh…a fantastic miniseries! Lonesome Dove.
Can’t get any of the others though.
They finally find her wrapped in a blanket up the beach a ways.
The monsters are swept into the “vortex”.
I can’t believe this one hasn’t been posted yet. . .or did I miss it?
The shark gets blown up. Richard Dreyfuss isn’t dead.
And here’s one from a novel:
Rand is the Dragon Reborn.
originally submitted by doctorphantasm
Jaws! Here, fishie, fishie…
Rand McNally’s World Atlas
Ummmm. . .no. :rolleyes:
the boat sinks.
ok, if you know this one…you watch some sick movies.
the rat made them kinky.
He travels back home, but he still didn’t say the words right.
Army of Darkness
He tries to travel back home, but goes too far and is alone.
Army of Darkness - the ORIGINAL ending
The ship works exactly as planned, but no one believes it.
Contact
They make love, she dies, he actually lives and he would do it all over again, given the choice.
Duh! City of Angles! 
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
WAG – Glen Campbell and John Wayne in True Grit?
These are old, but most of them are definitely not classics. If you’re under 35, don’t bother trying.
The giant letter W (or was it an M? Sorry!) is made of palm trees.
The pastor’s drunken brother blows up the church (and the new organ) when his still explodes. The secret lovers get to stop meeting in the graveyard.
The janitor goes into outer space with a hangover.
He’s not a Brewster. He’s a bastard.
Little Adolf kills two people, then goes back “home” with the convicts.
Want a hint? Look below.
They’re all comedies.
She ends up with the older brother, not the young playboy.
While You were Sleeping
How about: The evil one is killed/banished, the unicorn comes back to life, and the young lovers live happily ever after.
Leonard Shelby killed his wife with insulin shots.
Leonard Shelby’s wife never died.
Leonard Shelby killed his wife’s attacker.
Hmm, what was I thinking about again?
ARRRGGGG!!!
It’s the new girl. She didn’t really take the drug. He crushes her behind the bleachers.
The Faculty
The monsters are swept into the “vortex”.
The Monster Squad
I’m 25.
No, I think it’s Sabrina. Or possibly both?