Babe does not become dinner
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*Originally posted by yojimbo *
John Voight is the villian .
Mission Impossible
Never trust Paul Reiser .
Aliens
Warren Beatty gets shot .
Bugsy
That’s all I know, can I have half a cookie?
Miaranda Richardson is not dead. Sleepy Hollow
Norman’s mother is long dead; he’s been impersonating her.
The ghost was really old man Hodgkins, and he would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for those meddlesome kids.
George Sanders ends up owning Eve.
Ahab gets caught in a harpoon rope and is swept out of the boat to his death.
Shane rides away.
The mysterious stranger rides away.
Casey strikes out.
Richard apparently was not as hated as we thought.
Just saw this one last night:
Tyler Durden is Jack’s alter ego.
Bruce Willis is dead the whole time - no, The Sixth Sense 
And the bit about her dying and him being injured getting out of the desert is The English Patient
These sound like books to me
The step mother did it. - Snow White
They are all dead, the train wreck was real. - The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
She is his mother so he can’t marry her. - Oedipus Rex?
She is his mother so his children by her are cursed as is he. - Oedipus Rex as well?
Guess what Norman’s mother did it and then Norman does it .
Sam starts a beautiful frienship.
Henry turns them all around and he makes Lee cry .
James Wood didn’t die and he marries Elizabeth McGovern.
Freddy’s not dead .
Jason’s mom die it.
The f**ked up guy on the bed’s not dead :eek:
The Americans defeat the British.
The British defeat the Scots. For now.
The address he gave his enemies was for his apartment, which, ironically enough, contains the bomb that was meant for him.
After saving the president, they drive off in the big ass spider.
The town finally learn to accept colored people.
The car gets crushed. For now.
The furry bear creatures dance and sing, playing tribal music on the helmets of their enemies.
He had the money of the dead roomate hidden under the floorboards.
He(?) goes home.
The Patriot and Braveheart, respectively.
No clue, but I really want to know about the big-ass spider.
Pleasantville, Carrie, and Return of the Jedi, respectively.
No clue.
E.T.
Okay, now for some more of mine:
In the original ending, after he finishes cleaning up the store, a robber comes in and shoots him.
She had the power to go home all along.
It was a project to rebuild Earth on the likely chance that it would be destroyed.
Payback
Wild, Wild West
Shallow Grave
Clerks
The Wizard of Oz
I want to say it’s one of the Douglas Adams books . . .
Pldennison just earned a whole batch of cookies!
The two criminals who saved the orphanage are sent back to jail, where they entertain the other prisoners.
Armageddon is averted at the last minute, and a tortured little boy finally earns his eternal rest.
The snake dies.
The robot is blown up, then crushed.
King Arthur and his knights are incarcerated.
My all time favorite movie, tied with The Usual Suspects: SEVEN.
Lone Starr is an honest to God prince.
Kyle Reece is John Connor’s father.
Judge Doom is the toon that killed Eddie’s partner.
The bad aliens are the good alien’s children.
The toe came from the kidnapper’s girlfriend, not the supposed hostage, who was shopping in Palm Springs the whole time.
It was her, not the man she wants revenge on, who shot and killed her father.
Slugworth works for Mr. Wonka.
James Garner is Mel Gibson’s father.
Vanessa was a femmebot.
The transvestite, his butler, and the maid are all aliens.
Goose dies.
He gets the girl, but they don’t get married like everyone else in the movie.
The trailer trash girl double-crosses everyone before sailing off into the sunset.
ANSWERS:
The bomb is in Jeff Bridges’ trunk: Blown Away
He saves his father by choosing the right cup: Indy 3
They both die in molten metal: T2
He rides the nuke: Dr. Strangelove
The uploaded a virus and blew up the mother ship: ID4
The ants are the cure, not the flowers: Medicine Man
It’s Earth, in the future: Planet of the Apes
The boy has to shoot his dog: Ol’ Yeller
A computer learns by tic tac toe that no one can win a war: War Games
The snake dies: Anaconda
Spaceballs
The Terminator
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (based on Who Censored Roger Rabbit which was an almost entirely different story0
Star Trek: Indescretion…um…I mean, Insurrection
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (or was it Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Never can keep them straight)
Maverick. (Now why in the &^&^ did I know that?)
The second Austin Powers flick.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Top Gun.
Okay, now for a literary (semi) spoiler…
The Command School is an elaborate ruse and the simulations are real battles.
Ummmmm Rocky lost the first bout in a split decision.
And in a Boy and His Dog he does not eat the Dog. He and the dog eat the girl.
Here are a few tough ones…
The young boy dies of the plague.
His parents find him in the orphanage.
The theatre is torn down and film is nothing but kisses.
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The Navigator, an obscure time travel movie from New Zealand.
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Cinema Paradisio.
Norwood kicks it wide right.
Ozymandius killed the Comedian.
Floyd dies at the end of the game.
I can’t believe I just posted that. I hate reading spoilers. But this thread is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. I am a horrible monster and I pray for death.
Ender’s Game