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  1. The Navigator, an obscure time travel movie from New Zealand, which kicks butt!

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  1. Jim’s parents find him in the orphanage after the war.
  2. Is my favorite movie after 2

Damn you andyman! Now you’ve gone and ruined the whole book for me.

It’s not Carrie, it’s Christine.

More:

It’s a big friggin’ spider.
It was the rich medical student who got her in trouble, and the old couple stole the wallets.
He’s just going to pick up the game ball.

Spider= Arachnaphobia (sp?)
2nd, Dirty Dancing
3rd Longest Yard.

Here’s one:
Her brother kidnapped her child, motive - Money

Well, Arachnophobia would work I guess, but I was thinking of IT. (Get it? Hyuck, hyuck! It’s a big… ah forget it.)

His parents find him in the orphanage: Empire of the Sun
How about these:

His mother is killed by hunters

She gets legs and marries the Prince

The sultan changes the law so the Princess can marry her love

The diamond was hidden inside the teddy bear

They fall in love and then he turns into a handsome young man

“She dies, and he gets his injuries while trying to get her body out of the desert.” (The ENglish Patient)

“She ends up with the older brother, not the young playboy.”(I’ve no idea for this one.)

“The chicken is really a crying baby.” (The last episode of M.A.S.H. - an especially sad moment.)

Here’s one from my favorite flick…

Stanzi locks the sheet music in a glass cabinet and Saliari fades into oblivion.

Patty

Bambi

The Little Mermaid

Aladdin

Umm…sounds like Chipmunks the Movie, but not exactly.

Ahhh…Beauty & the Beast, one of my faves. :slight_smile:

How about this one: He takes all of the money for himself, except leaving a bit for his one friend, and goes to start a new life; and be just like you.

The gods have mercy on him and take him directly to the underworld.

She marries him after a previous marriage proposal.

She is hung, and her husband then marries her sister.

He’s telling his story from a psychiatrist’s office.

The Patriot & There’s Something About Mary? Works for me.

How bout…Bruce Willis uses the girl to save the Earth, then gets the girl.

or: It was an alligator, except when it wasn’t.

Even more X-Files:

  • Mulder’s not really dead.
  • Mulder’s not really dead this time either.
  • Mulder doesn’t go completely insane, and he doesn’t die.
  • CSM’s not really dead.
  • It’s not Mulder, it’s the ABH.
  • It’s not Scully, it’s the ABH.
  • It’s not Skinner, it’s the ABH.
  • The detachable twin did it. The jigsaw man ate it.
  • It’s anaphylactic shock. It’s Ekbom’s Syndrom. It’s straining. Heart attack. The cockroach is a metal alien. And they came in the dung.
  • Good People, Good Food. Really.
  • It wasn’t Luke Skywalker.
  • Scully has something he needs.
  • He’s a real vampire, but he’s also seen too many Bela Lugosi movies.
  • They escaped from the underground mushroom. Or did they?
  • He’s a demon who is trying to father normal human babies. (And Mulder is not a psychologist!?)
  • The sheriff’s wife is the monster.
  • The father of Scully’s baby is…

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The Command School is an elaborate ruse and the simulations are real battles.

Ender’s Game

It’s not Earth at all, but an experiment involving different time periods on Earth and there never is a daytime!

Carol Gerber didn’t die in the fire (bonus book points)

Candide decides it is best to cultivate his Garden

The sheet is pulled away to reveal only a mask

Despite premonitions, you can’t cheat death

Nora leaves Torvald (bonus play points)

Try those out!

MarxBoy


Queequeg got it.

So has anyone ever been more amused when an animal lost it’s life on film?

It was a project to rebuild Earth on the likely chance that it would be destroyed.

-“Demon with a Glass Hand”, or also “So Long and Thanks for All the Fish”

He takes all of the money for himself, except leaving a bit for his one friend, and goes to start a new life; and be just like you.

-Shawshank Redemption

Gotta be Amadeus.

How about:

They make it back to port safely, but the other side gets 'em anyway.

Close. I thought this mistake could be made, but I hoped the last line would tip someone off. It’s part of the end monologue for Trainspotting.

They all die, except Steve Buscemi.

The homophobic neighbor did it.

He tries to go back, but gets trapped in the little girl’s mind.

The weird reporter’s the mother of the killer from the first movie.

It’s his birthday party, the whole thing was an elaborate prank.

Henrik Ibsen’s A Doll’s House

With her best friend’s help, she summons Suzaku. Lots of people get killed trying to help her get to this point.

The Magic Knights completete the task for which they were summoned, and return to Tokyo Tower.

The spell to send them home is disrupted at the last moment.

–I’ve got a premontion, that boy will catch them all! Living La Vida Poka