So what’s with the microfilm in the church pew? I know I’ve seen the movie, but I can’t think of what it is! This is killing me!
I think that’s from The Rock.
- Dunno
- “Watchmen” by Alan Moore
- “Planetfall” by Infocom. I cried
But he gets repaired for “Stationfall”!!! “OHBOUOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYPICKFLOYDPICKFLOYDPICKFLOYD!!!”
The dog eats the diamond and the Gypsies kill all the bad guys.
Schreck really is a vampire and he kills everyone on the set except for Murnau. And then dies.
the two dumb stoners use the dimensional transmografier or whatever to save the world from the evil giant alien woman and when they wake up the next morning the car is behind a mail truck.
– (older) –
Her husband had an affair with a teenager, and the girl comes back from the dead to help do him in. He drowns in the lake.
She ends up killing the serial killer through his mind, and they discover the secret hideout by tracing the logo of the company that made the water tank… and the girl gets saved just in time.
You are so evil…
Snatch
Shadow of the Vampire
Dude, Where’s my Car
What Lies Beneath
The Cell
Try…
He breaks his other leg.
Dreams are worthless.
He wins a different race.
Mister brings sister home.
After he builds the damn thing he blows it up.
Someone else flies the scientist out.
He gets shot on the train tracks while he is running to catch it.
All the good people go to live in a cubical city 1400 miles on a side made of pure gold where it’s always daytime. All the bad people go swimming in a hot lake.
Robert Redford hits a home run
Tom Berenger bunts
Geena Davis drops the ball
. . . and let’s see if anyone knows this one . . .
William Peterson gets hit by the pitcher
All the good people go to live in a cubical city 1400 miles on a side made of pure gold where it’s always daytime. All the bad people go swimming in a hot lake.
Ummm…the Bible? 
Mister brings sister home.
Where The Heart Is
They all die, except Steve Buscemi
Reservor Dogs
The homophobic neighbor did it.
American Beauty
** The weird reporter’s the mother of the killer from the first movie. **
<Wild-ass guess> Scream 2? </Wild-ass guess>
Bruce Willis uses the girl to save the Earth, then gets the girl.
the Fifth Element.
The toe came from the kidnapper’s girlfriend, not the supposed hostage, who was shopping in Palm Springs the whole time.
The Big Lebowski(sp)
Looking back at my last post here, I see that no one got these yet:
The two criminals who saved the orphanage are sent back to jail, where they entertain the other prisoners.
The robot is blown up, then crushed.
King Arthur and his knights are incarcerated.
I don’t even know what this one is anymore:
Armageddon is averted at the last minute, and a tortured little boy finally earns his eternal rest.
Here’s a couple of new ones:
The born again soldier kills the other born again soldier in a barn.
Satan is a female.
The dwarves save the day, but the kid loses his parents.
They save their benefactor’s life, but still don’t get to meet him.
The accused man helps catch the real killer. The accused man is still executed.
1)The Blues Brothers
2)Terminator
3)Monthy Python and the Holy Grail
a) ?
b) Bedazzled (remake) N.B. or any film with Tammy Wynette
c) Time Bandits
d) Charlie’s Angels
e) ?
VERTIGO!
The accused man helps catch the real killer. The accused man is still executed.
The green mile
** He finally gets his beer and consumes it rapidly but with evident appreciation. **
Dekard wasn’t even a human after all.
The ghosts weren’t real. It was a hoax put on by the owner of the amusement park.
Alright, Someone got my bonus play challenge, but all of these are still open. I want to see someone get the bonus book point. Cookies for all winners!
It’s not Earth at all, but an experiment involving different time periods on Earth and there never is a daytime!
Carol Gerber didn’t die in the fire (bonus book points)
Candide decides it is best to cultivate his Garden
The sheet is pulled away to reveal only a mask
Despite premonitions, you can’t cheat death
Good luck.
Every single freakin episode of Scooby Doo.
By the way, the people of the world must band together in to a great and powerful mob in order to bring an end to that miniscule mongrel Scrappy Doo. He must hang in the square so that it may be known that such blatant crappery will not be allowed.
Liu Kang wins.
Liu Kang wins (again).
They’re really not terrorists, they’re actually robbing the place.
The Army team is in league with the terrorists.
William gets eviscerated.
Mark Wahlberg gets away with the girl and the money after returning the videotape (a cookie for this one).
Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer ride off into the sunset.
Nix dies after falling to the center of the earth.
All four of them finally get laid.
Gufman never gets there.
Ray Romano gets his comeuppance.
The penguin’s actually the one committing the art gallery heists.
Glory’s really a god.
Will someone please tell me who the killer turned out to be in “Scream II?” I saw the first 30 minutes and the last 30 seconds on TV, but an important phone call interrupted the rest . . .
Dark City
Universal Soldier
And for all you classic buffs out there:
The jewels were on the dress in plain sight the whole time.