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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you meddlesome kids!

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Originally posted by gdnp
The ghosts weren’t real. It was a hoax put on by the owner of the amusement park.

Every single freakin episode of Scooby Doo.

By the way, the people of the world must band together in to a great and powerful mob in order to bring an end to that miniscule mongrel Scrappy Doo. He must hang in the square so that it may be known that such blatant crappery will not be allowed.

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Good job on all of them but this one. It’s The Rescuers. (The one in the swamp with the alligators where the mice rescue the little girl, Penny.)

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Despite premonitions, you can’t cheat death
Final Destination?

**They’re really not terrorists, they’re actually robbing the place.
The Army team is in league with the terrorists. **
Die Hard & Die Hard 2

**Mark Wahlberg gets away with the girl and the money after returning the videotape (a cookie for this one). **
The Big Hit

**All four of them finally get laid. **
American Pie

Glory’s really a god.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Eve posted:
Will someone please tell me who the killer turned out to be in “Scream II?” I saw the first 30 minutes and the last 30 seconds on TV, but an important phone call interrupted the rest . . .
The killers are Mickey (the film student) and the weird reporter, who’s really Billy’s mother.

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…He breaks his other leg.
…Dreams are worthless.
…He wins a different race.
…Mister brings sister home.
…After he builds the damn thing he blows it up.
…Someone else flies the scientist out.
…He gets shot on the train tracks while he is running to catch it.

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Mister brings sister home… Definitely “The Color Purple”.
Blows up … “Mosquito Coast”

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How about:

Grandpa already knew about all the vampires.

Cuba gooding is really his son, Ming-na wen is really his daughter, and reincarnation makes everything happy again.

The vampire is really Judas Iscariot.

The violin was dyed with the baby’s blood.

Mr. Glass did it… All of it… Because he needs someone to fight.

His mother is really his father, but we don’t know who the mother is.

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Mortal Kombat. Or Mortal Kombat 2. Or Mortal Kombat 3. Or Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3. Or Mortal Kombat 4. Or Mortal Kombat 5. Or Mortal Kombat Mythologies:Sub Zero. Or Mortal Kombat Trilogy. But not Street Fighter: The Cartoon: The Movie.
And the “Knights of the Round” is Final Fantasy 7, you spoony bard.

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> Grandpa already knew about all the vampires.

Lost Boys.

> Cuba gooding is really his son, Ming-na wen is really his daughter, and reincarnation makes everything happy again.

What Dreams May Come.

> The vampire is really Judas Iscariot.

Dracula 2000.

> The violin was dyed with the baby’s blood.

The Red Violin <?>

> Mr. Glass did it… All of it… Because he needs someone to fight.

No clue whatsoever.

> His mother is really his father, but we don’t know who the mother is.

South Park – the mystery of Cartman’s mother <?>

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Sealemon88 *
**All the good people go to live in a cubical city 1400 miles on a side made of pure gold where it’s always daytime. All the bad people go swimming in a hot lake.
Ummm…the Bible? :slight_smile:
Mister brings sister home.

Where The Heart Is
** Nope guess again

They all die, except Steve Buscemi

Reservor Dogs

The homophobic neighbor did it.

American Beauty

** The weird reporter’s the mother of the killer from the first movie. **

<Wild-ass guess> Scream 2? </Wild-ass guess>

Bruce Willis uses the girl to save the Earth, then gets the girl.

the Fifth Element.

The toe came from the kidnapper’s girlfriend, not the supposed hostage, who was shopping in Palm Springs the whole time.

The Big Lebowski(sp)

Looking back at my last post here, I see that no one got these yet:

The two criminals who saved the orphanage are sent back to jail, where they entertain the other prisoners.

** The Blues Brothers **

The robot is blown up, then crushed.
** Terminator? **

King Arthur and his knights are incarcerated.
** The Holy Grail **
I don’t even know what this one is anymore:

Armageddon is averted at the last minute, and a tortured little boy finally earns his eternal rest.

** South Park Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Here’s a couple of new ones:
The dwarves save the day, but the kid loses his parents.

** Time Bandits but it’s God who saves the day the dwarves get they @$$ kicked. **

They save their benefactor’s life, but still don’t get to meet him.
** Charlie’s Angels **

The accused man helps catch the real killer. The accused man is still executed.

** The Green Mile
The bald chick and the replacement turn into ‘something’.

His best friend dies but he feels young.

His best friend remembers his name.

The charges are dropped and they get their jobs back.

Row Row Row your boat.

They set course for Neverland

They find the robots cat and leave the greatest hero the universe has ever know in an unmarked grave.

They listen to Roy Orbison with some very strange people.

They do thier level best to kill the franchise.

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Thank you, Protesilaus! I didn’t even watch enough of it to see the film student, but I do remember the weird reporter. I just kept hoping Neve Campbell’s character got killed, because she looks just like an ex-coworker I hated.

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OK, here’s “Spolier—The TCM Version”

• The mistress of the guy Bette Davis shot knifes her to death.

• Mary Astor shoots Clark Gable and he winds up with Jean Harlow.

• Veda killed Monty Berrigan.

• Fred MacMurray and Barbara Stanwyck kill each other.

• Claudette Colbert and Joel McCrea BOTH turn out to have twins.

• Babylon falls. Constance Talamdge gets killed.

• The brain tumor comes back. Bette Davis dies.

• Bebe Daniels breaks her ankle. Ruby Keeler goes out there a youngster and comes back a star.

• Norma Shearer goes back to her husband.

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Double Indemnity

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Milton burns down the office, but gets his stapler in the end.

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Braveheart
Waiting for Guffman
Wallace & Grommit: The Wrong Trousers

**Mr. Glass did it… All of it… Because he needs someone to fight. **

Unbreakable <shudder>

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Office Space

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The Natural
One of the Major League movies
League of their Own

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I was thinking Catcher in the Rye. . .

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A) The red violin

B) Unbreakable

C) South Park

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** Office Space **

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…that the “odd-numbered” ones do indeed suck.
The bald chick and the replacement turn into ‘something’.
(Star Trek: The Motion Picture…or “Motion Sickeness,” depending what you thought of it.)

His best friend dies but he feels young.
(Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn)

His best friend remembers his name.
(Star Trek: The Search for Spock)

The charges are dropped and they get their jobs back.
(Star Trek: The Voyage Home)

Row Row Row your boat.
(Star Trek: The Biggest F***ing Mistake Ever Made in the Franchise)

They set course for Neverland
(Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country - personal fave)

They find the robots cat [?!??!] and leave the greatest hero the universe has ever know in an unmarked grave.
(Star Trek: Generations)

They listen to Roy Orbison with some very strange people.
(Star Trek: First Contact)

They do thier level best to kill the franchise.
(Star Trek: Insurection)
Star Trek: Time to Read Another Thread,
Patty

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The last mini-novel in Stephen King’s “Hearts in Atlantis”, of course. So which fabulous prizes can I get by redeeming my bonus book points? :wink: