**WARNING ** Consumption of this beverage may cause you to wake up on the 6 hole of a popular golf course, wet from the lawn watering system, being awakened by the early tee-off group.
**WARNING ** Consumption of this beverage may cause you to retch every time someone mentions the word “Tequila”.
Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.
Not enough and you’re gonna die…
Click here for some GOOD news for a change Zettecity
The song you are thinking of is most likely…A love song, from a slightly different point of view Also known as Why don’t we get drunk and screw
WarningThe contents of this bottle makes you think that higher maths are easy…please remember, Don’t Drink and Derive
>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<
—The dragon observes
hm, that’s pretty accurate. I have twice tried to solve or explain Calculus problems while drunk. I thought it was just me. 
Mayor of Snerdville, the home of Mortimer Snerd
“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight
Hey, great thread Wally!
My contribution:
**WARNING:**Product not intended for use as cleanser for monitor and/or keyboard. Drinking and posting may be hazardous to your wallet.
Sue from El Paso
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
Sue dear, it’s not drinking and posting that’s hazardous to your wallet, it’s drinking and ebaying!
::d&r::
-Melin
I think the country song I was referring to was something like; the later it gets, the drunker I get, the prettier the girls get…
That’s not the exact verbage, but close to what song I am talking about.
WARNING: Drunkenness reveals what soberness conceals.
Sum Ergo Cogito
Techchick, could it be “The girls all get prettier at closing time.” that you’re thinking of?