Really? If they suceed in turning someone black, do they get a toaster?
BWAHAHA!
I feel bad for laughing so hard but god, that was funny.
No, you get the steak knives long before you get the toaster. I (black male, 19) say hi to a lot of random people, especially when I’m holding doors open for them. I get about 95% blank/hostile looks, and 5% of the people I say hi to will actually say hi back. People don’t like me to help them carry their groceries to their car either. And people wonder why I’m so damn hostile…
Or mug your girlfriend…
…and fuck you, in which case they get the steak knives AND the toaster :).
Same here and I think I see the connection. 
…and fuck you:D
oops, got there to late 
Heh. I hate it when any total stranger talks to me. Makes me very uncomfortable. This rarely happens though, as I tend to scowl a lot.
…cant breathe…
…typng with inddex fnigers… laughin g too hardd
Yeah, at what’s up with the black dudes always staring my honkie ass down? We honky ass white boys don’t stare down no black dudes. What’s shakin?
In Chicago? You crazy.
Fuck, what do they have to do to get the blender? “Pop a cap” in my white ass?
Do they still sell caps? And how would it pop in my ass?
I hear they lean more toward blenders, with cappucino makers for those who convert five in a month.
It’s a black thing, I don’t really understand it.
I used to work in a bar and noticed this a lot with black men too. They’ll just stroll in off the street, no invite or anything, and then they walk up to you and just start asking for stuff! Being a puny white guy I tended to give it to them, and then they started giving me money. I lost count of the number times I had tell these guys that I didn’t sell drugs.
Huh, you think you’re being funny, but this black guy was polite to me only the other week, and I noticed this morning that my face is already several shades darker than it was… oh, say, just before this sunny spell started.
:eek:
This muslim guy I work with said “Good morning” to me a few days ago. Now I find, a few days later, I’ve started to grow a beard. WTF ?
Man. They’re all trying to recruit.
It sounds to me as if Panache45 is being stalked by black men. It’s obvious they’re after him, and their merciless Campaign of Friendly Greetings will eventually wear him down. Those crazy muthas will have that sumbitch smilin’ here pretty quick.
Before he knows it, he’ll be replying.
And gulp God only knows what will happen. Black people smiling is, like, Honky Kryptonite. C’mon. It’s understandable! The guy’s afraid!
Kinda. We have to impregnate a White girl and collect the money from Uncle Sam. NAACP got get funded somehow.
In all seriousness, the OP was just asking why only Black men said “Hello” to strangers, not pitting them for doing so. I’m not quite sure why this started in the Pit though. I (Black male, 20) generally only address people I know, though I might toss a “Hi” to people if I hold the door for them or something like that.
Interesting. Do they have a pamphlet or website? My free agency period is coming up and I am thinking of switching to a new agenda. Although I don’t know if I can be friendly and polite all the time.