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totally wasted?? can I join you?
whatever
Shhh… Quiet guys. Now, who’s got the shaving cream?
God is my co-pilot. Blame Him.
Give me a little time to catch up…
I’m halfway there already(as he reaches for the JD)
::whisper::
I thought you were supposed to bring the shaving cream MrKnowItAll. I was responsible for the lipstick and toenail polish!
Maybe we can just wax his ass instead?
[whispering]
Damn. Lemme check my bag.
Handcuffs. Fart-in-a-can. Curlers. Polaroid. Mixing bowl and bottle of lukewarm water. 4 disposable razors. Fake vomit. Nope, no shaving cream. I’ll go check his medicine cabinet.
[/whispering]
Hey.
While you’re in there, smear some toothpaste on the toilet seat.
I brought the Nair. Say bye-bye, eyebrows.
Guys, only shave one of his legs.
And don’t forget to put peanut butter on his hair.
I don’t know why, but I kind of expected Coldfire to be on this thread somewhere… 
It only hurts when I laugh.
Me? Not a chance!
You guys are forgetting the most important thing: the camera! This is a Kodak moment if ever I saw one.
TMR
LETS RIDE THIS SAUCER FULL OF SupErlovE INTO OUR FORTOLD UTOPIAN MILLENIUM…
bedboy4 - posted 03-28-2000 09:48AM
Well? What’s the feckin’ story, peedinthebedboy?
You gotta hand it to him, he’s sticking in there despite all the abuse.
Well, he never LAUGHED about one of my jokes… gotta give him that.
Otherwise: what’s the story, bedboy4? Even Rocky managed to get to 6.
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
WallyM7 on Coldfire:
"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."