Be honest now: how many people keep checking this thread just to see if someone’s managed to dredge up a link? 
To add a little pucker to your, uh, pucker?
Spammers are gettting desparate. From ‘support’ at my ISP (with free virus attached!): NOTICE: LAST WARNING
The ‘last’ warning was sent 14 times at 17:07.
Nah. The flat, symmetrical balloon knot is all the rage this fall. 
Nah. The flat, symmetrical balloon knot is all the rage this fall.
I just noticed that Angelina Jolie is an anagram of I join anal glee and I enjoi anal gel…
Lucky Brad, I say!
I’m trying to figure out what would be worse, ass-collagen, or ass-Botox.
“I would like to poop, but I no longer have any control over my ass.” :eek:
Nah, the multiple ass lift syndrome would be worse–eventually the brown eye would have an eerily Asian, stretched sideways appearance, and every fart would be an adventure in paranoia for every person within a hundred feet… :eek:
And I would like to say, welcome, and Hail, goodfellow, well met.
Okay, your username is just making me laugh right now–MUCH too apropos! 
Okay, that would have been much more effective if I’d left the quote in… :smack:
Welcome. Your really gonna “fit in” here I can see already. 
I’m not sure how to take that comment, posted in a poop chute thread… 
And could someone please pass the Astroglide?
“Hey, is that your rectum or Joan Rivers with pink eye?”
You’re missing the point. This is a chance to replace them with comely parasites and a fresh buildup.
I, for one, welcome our new Anal Overlords!
Actually, the thread is a little rant about spam.
Ya gotta admit, they’re very similar subjects.
Not really. Anal intercourse is being rammed up the arse. Spam is… Oh. Okay.