Watchmuppets!

A friend of mine has been working on creating a poster for this “movie” ever since the idea was hatched by our roundtable of nerds. Thought the Dope would appreciate it.

Fozziemandias! Silk Sow! Frogschach! Dr. Gonzo! Animal (he’s no Comedian!)
Wakka wakka!

I think it’s pretty cool.

Waldorf: So the question is “Who’s watching the Watchmen?”
Statler: I think the question should be “Who would want to!”

Ahh ha ha ha ha!

Piggy looks pretty hot.

Very clever. You do need a Nite Owl. Maybe it should be Dr. Bunsen Honeydew?

hah! That’s a lot of fun. Good work.
Plus, perfect old guys joke,Intergalactic Gladiator.

Or one of the Sesame Street gang. Big Owl, maybe?

Sam the Eagle.

I thought about Sam, but I’m not sure if you could tell the costume apart from the Muppet. It might work.

Personally, I would have done Gonzo as Nite Owl and Bunsen Honeydew as Dr. Manhattan. This IS awesome, though.

Brilliant! May I please share this on FaceBook? (I won’t unless you tell me I may.)

I thought about Sam, too. Then I thought about Sam and Piggy aloft in Archie. It hurt too much to continue.

Might need to re-cast Kermit as Nite-Frog and have someone else as Rorschach.

Beaker!

Ah, but you’ve seen the movie and heard the voice, right?

So it’s got to be Rowlfshach.

Gonzo seems like a natural match for Dr. M, what with the color and all, but he might work better as Roscharch. Both characters are considered “the weird one,” even by their fellow weirdos. Plus, Gonzo trying to pull that mask over his giant schnozz would be a great visual joke.

Hm, good point. And you also want Rorschach to be someone recognizable just by the shape of their face, or people will end up asking “So who’s that you put in the Rorschach mask?”.

So no one else thinks Piggy looks hot?

Well, this is awkward.

Kermie has to be Rorschach because he used to wear that exact outfit–fedora and trenchcoat–when he used to do the news on Sesame Street. Although personality-wise he’s Nite Owl of course. But that means Fozzie has to be Rorschach.

Scooter could also work as Nite Owl. But the more I think about it, Kermie has to be taken off Rorschach and be Nite Owl, because then he can have sex with Piggie in his airship. And personality-wise, Kermie has to be Nite Owl since they both fill the “only sane man” role in their respective universes.