A friend of mine has been working on creating a poster for this “movie” ever since the idea was hatched by our roundtable of nerds. Thought the Dope would appreciate it.
Fozziemandias! Silk Sow! Frogschach! Dr. Gonzo! Animal (he’s no Comedian!) Wakka wakka!
Gonzo seems like a natural match for Dr. M, what with the color and all, but he might work better as Roscharch. Both characters are considered “the weird one,” even by their fellow weirdos. Plus, Gonzo trying to pull that mask over his giant schnozz would be a great visual joke.
Hm, good point. And you also want Rorschach to be someone recognizable just by the shape of their face, or people will end up asking “So who’s that you put in the Rorschach mask?”.
Kermie has to be Rorschach because he used to wear that exact outfit–fedora and trenchcoat–when he used to do the news on Sesame Street. Although personality-wise he’s Nite Owl of course. But that means Fozzie has to be Rorschach.
Scooter could also work as Nite Owl. But the more I think about it, Kermie has to be taken off Rorschach and be Nite Owl, because then he can have sex with Piggie in his airship. And personality-wise, Kermie has to be Nite Owl since they both fill the “only sane man” role in their respective universes.