One of my favorite comments on this story was:
I’m Jewish. I’d unzip and prove him wrong right now but the floor is dirty.
And I have a large number of friends who’ve said their best lover ever was Jewish.
I enjoyed the years that I spent in Southern California immensely.
Ahem.
Once you’ve had kosher meat, there’s no going back.
Ron Jeremy is Jewish.
That’s all anyone needs to know about the subject,
Ghouliani vs the Average Jewish Male
There. Let’s use this comparison while I replace my supplies of Brain Bleach.
Some of the tapes are new, but the part about natural selection is old news.
~Max
He’s referring to a long-standing but totally baseless stereotype/joke that Jewish women are uptight and don’t like to fuck. Where this perception comes from, I honestly have NO idea, and I also can’t think of any other group that has a similar reputation. Even other religions that are seemingly more strict and sexually repressed than Judaism are acknowledged to encourage as much procreation as possible (within a marriage) and I don’t hear the same jokes. He’s making an allusion to the “huge Italian familys/ lots of sex” stereotype which I DO think is somewhat of a justified stereotype. Catholicism discourages birth control whereas Judaism doesn’t.
Some stereotypes have a kernel of reality, but this one as far as I can tell is utterly unfounded and again I have no idea how it even got started.
“Hey, you don’t part the Red Sea with some gizmo from Korvette’s. It takes power.” - from God by Woody Allen
(Hey , if we’re going to be dealing with morally-questioned New York icons…)
He would have gotten away with it if he had said “All your tits are belong to us.”
That’s no good unless it rhymes!
Kosher meat, can’t be beat.
Once you’ve had kosher meat, treyfe won’t taste as sweet.
Yes, it can, sayeth Onan.
Onan, the Jewish Barbarian.
Maybe Rudy’s thinking “Immaculate Conception” alway applies?
He’s really gone round the bend.
Ex-Catholic here. Quick nitpick: I think the phrase you’re looking for is “Virgin Birth.” Immaculate Conception is something else, Mary born without Original Sin.
OK, back to Rudy TMI.
But wouldn’t Mary’s mother have to have undergone her own Immaculate Conception, so Mary could be utterly pure, untainted by sin?
It’s virgin births all the way down.